READ IT IN THE TEALEAVES
by B. Bouffant-Froux
Who is Templar....really? Rumours have been brewing everywhere. It seems
Templar is very close to..YOU! Ooooo! I "shutter" (LOL). Tura, who has
been enjoying cozy, private chats with Templar (eeeewwww) says she knows
ALL his secrets, but....being a bosom buddy of Luna's, Tura surely would
have told darling Luna and ..poof!...magically everyone would know!...
No....sweet little Luna would never betray a confidence - it would just
ooze out of her pores leaving her untouched by any scandal.
Rumour also says its Otacon (who????). Some say its Luna, but I discount this
in favour of a more believable rumour (see my Gossip Column). Maybe its
Cornhead....who has been deeply traumatized by a truly disturbing older
female (?). Morphine..maybeee? - she loves to play PRANKS. But wait!!!!
I have the exclusive (for a change) pic of the real Templar. Hold on to
your hats (and your lunch) click HERE
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CREATURE FROM THE BLACK TEAPARTY
by Clive Beetlebox
Arrow shows the tell-tale zipper
Could this be Templar?? While attending the exclusive annual Halloween
Party for the Chatalyst Elite, our secret undercover reporter spotted an
unusual character. Knowing Templar's obsession with collecting teapots
(hence the nickname) he recognized the lovely and whimsical Royal Doulton
teapot worn by this party-goer as very collectible. Was this too obvious
to really be Templar?
Chatters...check out the zipper - ITS A MASK!!! Is Ron under the mask?
Or..is it that wacky, loveable prankster ALcard!? Is he pretending to
be Ron pretending to be Templar?? Is it or is it not Templar? You
decide.
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