THE BRITISH BUNGHOLE BANGERS
by B. Bouffant-Froux
Today Chatters, I'm doing a Public Service Announcement. We have a
new and terrible threat from the U.K. - three slimy shit-suckers we call
the British Bunghole Bangers. These boot-licking backstabbers are the U.K.'s
version of Trailer-Park trash or Cockney Fudgepackers. These immature,
moronic snivelling snitches have been giving out personal info about YOU!!
Chatters to the TEAPOT!! What do they reap from these deals with the devil?
Sexual Favours? - who knows. Timzit and Dark Lumpy have been seen
drooling over and kissing Teapot's ass on numerous occasions. Timzit, Dark
Lumpy and Boffy (aka insomnia) are weak, low, sick, grovelling geeks.
(It's said they are all the same person by some). Timzit brags about
this dirty deed, quote: "I wish I could see their faces when they
go down *LOL*"
For details and a pic of the gang click HERE
Take heart though Chatters, as you all well know, that cup of
Tea the Bunghole Bangers have been sampling is laced with arsenic and
teapots can seriously burn you!
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CAN YOU TELL THE DIFFERENCE?
by Clive Beetlebox
I know you have all been following Teapot's attempt to morph into
Ron with rapt attention. Teapot has now perfected the false
friendships (to gain info), the falst abject apologies (for insults etc.) and
the "I'm leaving forever" (about an 1 hour).
A very dedicated an apt pupil our teapot is. Well done I say! Now
Teapot can take over Ron's Kingdom painlessly and seamlessly. I just
thought you all might like a visual shot of Teapot the finished
product you might say...remarkable likeness isn't it?
But..what of Ron? What's Ron's thoughts on this takeover? Is
this coup hostile or not? By the way..where IS Ron? For the
answers to these questions click HERE
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BABETTE'S BUZZLINE
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Babette Bouffount-Froux
Bonjour Chatters....Just a quick note then I'm off on a brief holiday...
Oh look!....The lovely Guppy has just paddled off south to her beloved Florida. What's this....separate vacations?....barebum in Cyprus?...This will NOT do! Poor, poor Guppy..all alone?? Something smells fishy here!..I feel Guppy should cast her nets upon the ocean. After all, there are lots more fishies in the sea
Well theres...."Awful Alkie Aully"..rumour has it he is the "I luv Luna" stalker...Can't be...A stalker has to stalk - Alkie can only stagger. Alkie staggered his merry way to America (after being banned from all the pubs in Ireland) only to get the bum's rush from his
Repo job, of course Alkie blames everything on an imposter....why not?!...Is this a new trend??..horrible one day,nice the next? Its okay...blame it on imposters - everybody is doing it, why not YOU. Harry Rebel does it ALL day long in JFF (mean and nasty to most, nice and sweet to Luna and her friends
Well, toodle-oo for now..no wait!!!
That wasn't ME...it was the ONE-ARMED MAN
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| FIRST RUN FAIRY TALES
This is for all the JFF chatters - stories, songs and miscellaneous quotes
Jersey Chic is at her most quotable self in this one:
JC: Ronny.. Aren't fat guys like you supposed to be *jolly* instead of angry misfits?
And, here is a poem of sorts from our very own Sword Boy to be apparently trotted out and used on any unsuspecting female
Come see me and shove a knife through my heart
I will die with a smile on my face
Come to me and prove I'm lying
I would die with a smile on my face
As long as I could see
Your beauty once before I died
(Bloody Hell - I didn't say it was GOOD)
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