A COURT-ING WE WILL GO
by B. Bouffant-Froux and C. Beetlebox
Chatalyst is back!! - well... close enough for us anyway. With the influx of so many old and new chatters we have it taken upon ourselves to award titles to all of those who are deserving in the new "Court" of JFF. This new prestigous honour could be construed to be either a great priviledge or an outrageous insult, depending on your point of view. Appointing Court titles is a very grave and exhaulted task, which we take completely seriously.
Below is our preliminary list of titilating titles. CLick on names for pics of the lucky chosen chatters.
THE GRAND POOBAH ALcard
THE EMPRESS! Piper
THE ROYAL WOODSMAN Orion
ROYAL MSN CRYERS Shorty & Caelis
THE ROYAL PIGFARMER Butane
COURT JESTER Tricky-Woo
THE EXCAVATOR LordPit
THE ROYAL KUNGFOOL Ron
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BABETTE'S BUZZLINE
Juicy Tidbits from JFF brought to you by
Babette Bouffount-Froux
Bonjour
mes amies......It is moi...Lady Babette, Royal Gossip Monger. You may kiss
my hand (notice I have given myself une petite title)...Court is now in session....
I swoon with joy when I see all my old and new friends parading in all their court finery through the new Chatalyst.....OHHH!!! I saw the toothsome Kim actually chatting nicely and to Tasslehoff no less....but...she faithfully promised to revert back to her nasty self post haste. The debonnaire Innocent Criminal (he of the Phantom fame) has also been spotted....I believe he's up for grabs ladies........
I have heard that Hong Kong badboy Hans Schmitt has paid the court a secret visit...(Babette *shudders*) and it's rumoured that he's hooked up with one of the elite female "Elders".....For shame........Do we have a Mata Hari in our midst????.....
Missing is my little guppy Luna...I propose sending our new Empress far and wide in search of new "meat" to adorn the Court. Possibly the pouty, sullen and oh so sexy ToyBoy, and more to act as bait to lure Luna back into the fold........
Speaking of Luna...Happy B-Day Guppy..well...it's actually October 3rd and the big '29'! I hear Metaman will be paddling up the creek to join in the seaside soiree. Do tell Luna, will it be a big splash or a cozy tete-a-tete?
So chatters....should we throw Luna a party?...or are we having too much fun already? I know I am!..Toodle-oo all, Court is adjourned!
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EMPLOYMENT WANTED
Will pose nude for perverted artists; have experience working city parks men's rooms
Contact: Ron
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SHARE EXPENSES
Lonely, eager housewife must travel hundreds of miles to hook up with chatroom Romeos; will share expenses and motel.
Contact: Hell's Angel
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NEEDED
Heavy duty eyebrow electronic eyebrow tweezers; money no object; desperate.
Contact: Cuddly (The Brow)
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UNDER ATTACK!
From unwanted,overly mobile, unfulfilled, horney, chatroom mamas; will pay experienced security detail w/dogs top dollar to repel intruders from wilderness love nest.
Contact: Bass
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LOST
My turncoat chatalyst partner-in-crime. Have valuable secrets and documents to pass on to a new worthy chatroom terrorist.
Contact: KatnEko
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LOOKING FOR
One forged driver's lisense. After dosens of tries I cant pass the exam. Im 24, I give up. Need ID to get into bars. Desperet.
Contact: Jackie
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