A FAREWELL TO ARMS
by B. Bouffant-Froux
HOORAY FOR D-DAY (Deposed Despots) - It's finally here! Thanks to the brave efforts of our moles in the underground chat tunnels, the mods or to some ballistic bombers ,have been fired! This fabulous coup was achieved with
daring recon missions by our freedom fighters into the enemies camp. The vanquished villians; Charlie, Stands, GreenGhost, KPWeaver, Millie and Corpse Bride hold
Smoking Guns and hit lists no more....and hopefully..... "NEVER AGAIN"!
Well, except for Admino Mussolini, the supreme dictator of Chatting.com, who still is packin' the big bazooka gun with ultimate banning powers. And....he
is, according to the latest coded secret info coming in, using this bazooka to blast all the chat cannon fodder to
smithereens, apparently willy-nilly as pleases the Il Duce.
So all you chatters be sure and lay low when the Tzar Admino enters.
Tanks for the memories.
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FUDGEPACKER FILM FEST
by Clive Beetle
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(click here for X-rated version)
Movie Tagline: Love is a farce of nature.
Director: Angst Loo
Starring: Ronth Dredger and Philthy Gayenthaal
Awards: Winner of 2 Buttys in the BackDoor Film Festival
Plot Outline:
In the summer of 1963 two losers, Penis (Ronth) and Muck (Philthy) meet
while herding sheep. To their delight they discover a shared and secret
lust not only for underage sheep ,but each other. Thus begins a gay and depraved 19
year relationship in which they age and become more debauched and disgusting.
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The Buttplug award from the prestigious BackDoor Film Festival in sultry ButtFuck Louisiana has awarded Limpdick Mountain with
two "Buttys" for the best gross-out pic and most nauseating acting performances of the year.
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BABETTE'S BUZZLINE
Juicy Tidbits from JFF brought to you by
Babette Bouffount-Froux
Bonjour
mes amies.....cest moi Babette...I have been away soooo...long!!
I see I am just in time for Wedding Bells...
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Ah! The lovely Kaerri and her dashing Canadian Presence have tied the
knot but...Kaerri!!! What were you thinking?
To wed in a Jean Harlow
nightgown?!?! No, No, NO!!
Please it's so passe.
Now...Piper (as seen on the Jammycat's page) is tres chic with her
SpongeBob wedding theme...very avant garde Piper.
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Talk about fashion faux pas just look at that thing on Charlie's
head...EEEEEK!!!!! A TIARA!?!? Oh, pardon-mois I fainted for a moment..
please no more my petite heart can't take it!
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Also....ThaWolfLady's alpha male hasn't spoken to her in a week...
Pssst...
WolfLady...it's the fumes...Vodka breath is just as
offensive as
Whiskey Breath. Try mouthwash?? Well..it couldn't
hurt...or better yet
knock off the hootch for awhile.
By the way, wolves do NOT have "manes"
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And....I hear Stands has been up Maine (US) way. Perhaps SK will
immortalize
her in his next horror book.
But...if not here's a few items...word is..
spoiled, rude, childish Paris
is Stand's illegitimate child?? The papa???...
either it's Admin or Barry Humphries (Dame Edna)...
Well, whichever, it
doesn't matter they're interchangeable.
An obviously disgruntled chatter
told moi, that Stands
used to be known as StandsPissing until the sex
change
operation from M to F and became StandsSmiling.
Well, I for one
believe Stands has always been just as she is now...
Generalissimo of the chatting world!
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Ta-Ta for now...and for you honeymooners..Xxxx's & Oooo's.
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EMBARASSED!
HELP! I need a penis enlarger now!! Meeting a girl who thinks it's big. It isn't! A used one will do
Contact: Brags-too-much-FLAGG
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EXPERIENCED M for F
Would like to meet lonely housewives over 40. You will drool over me. I'm handsome, fit, modest and 27 yrs old. Try it, you'll like it! Really, I mean it! It's all TRUE Click here for pic
Contact: Desperate___Guy
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LOST & DAZED
*Shakes self from daze* and looks around. Can anyone tell me where I am?? OH!! I missed my weekly flyers. Please send me them, someone?? I have no life
Contact: Sloshed WolfLady
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DESPERATELY SEEKING
Can you help me? I'm BOREING...U...DUH....DUH....Need a personality....I think???
Contact: ~MISS~no~THANG
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EMOTIONALLY DAMAGED!!
I need Viagra, urgently! I'll never get it up again after seeing Stands naked!!! Or worse - Seeing her in a black bra and red knickers!!
Contact: Wilted DV8
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SEEKING EMPLOYMENT
Been fired from chatsniper position. I'm hungry. I want a nice big burger with fries, 2 patties, pickles, melted cheese, lettuce, mayo, ketchup and tomato. *Grabs a mop and bucket and begins mopping up my drooolz* Any openings at MacDonald's? Will work for FOOD!!
Contact: Glutton Charlie
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