VIRGINIA REEL
by Clive Beetle
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Mods Mods everywhere. When you least expect it, you can be banned by two mods at the sametime or banned then un-banned lickedy-split.
Mysterious_Ghost is a juvenile dilenquent who bans his latest chippy whether she dumps him or he dumps her...most recently he banned PeurtoRican Mammi because HE cheated on HER?? Also any mention of pimples or any other bodily imperfections or bad hair days is a banning office.
Lets now look at Johnny Reb who seems to hate everyone, especially kids, pakis, indians and any guy with a bigger whanger than his own which is reputed
to be a mere 6". You may have noticed he cusses a mean streak also.
In short people are being banned for nothing!! I have recently had the dubious *ahem* pleasure of meeting Johnny Reb's twin brother, Jethro Reb (pictured above), who will be joining the 'Mod Sqauad" soon. This is nepotism at it's worst, but doesn't
Kin come first?...It's also rumoured that Geo Mitty's 32 yr old brother, named Mio-My-O, will be a 'made mod' in the very near future..... So put on your best duds big smiles and open a can whoop-ass to meet Jethro Reb :
"Howdy folks. I is Jethro Reb, Johnny Reb's twin brother. I here ole johnny is a big shot now. He gots powers to ban shitheads, ragheads and others? BAN!!! John must be gone week in the head. Was a time weed stomp the piss outta anybody we wants to. So I'll be rivin reel soon with my shitkickers and my squirrel gun. Weel teach the assholes manners in no time flat! Our Gran taught us manners and shes a reel lady, never miss the spitoon at all. YEEEHAWW...we aint had this much fun since the shithouse burnt down! Us old farts will RULE that chat room, so mind yer manners, dont spit in the chatroom or Johnny and I weel boot your sorry asses right out! and..GOD BLESS AMERICA!"
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Movie Tagline: There are no clean getaways without a toilet brush
Directors: The CokeHead Bros.
Starring: Geo BarfBag as Anal Sugar
DV8 Wee Boner as Sherrif Blob
Cross Bawlin as Lewd Tosspot
Plot Key Words: Booty Hunter/Hidden Panties/Pakis/Compressed Air Plunger/BI coin toss/paedo party/sloshed slob/clownshoes/
Plot Outline:
The story begins when Anal Sugar (psychopathic booty hunter) discovers a hidden cache of young'uns panties and other such trophies, in Lewd Tosspot's back shed.
Engraged, Anal thinks of all young'uns *ahem* as his personal playthings. He embarks on a hunt for Lewd, killing anyone who crosses his path including a Paki Mariachi Band and raghead rattlesnake charmer.
Meanwhile, Sherrif Blob, while guzzling the local 'shine',dreams of retirement blithely ignoring what a bloody mess his town has become.
Finally when Anal and Lewd meet up something magical happens - they discover they are kindred spirits, soul-mates, blood brothers...could this be love? They ride off into the sunset together with the compressed air bolt-driven plunger and coin toss toilet brush cradled between them.
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Bon Jour Mes Amis... I am sooo happy to see my old amis and new ones too!
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Luna...My petite guppy (hugs & kisses). But what is this?!
You have changed your name to Wylde Honey?
Maybe I call you SeaBee!! Or Honey Guppy!
I was crestfallen to hear of your Danish disaster...
probably he was a Prune Danish *Tee Hee*
I hear you might have un petite Danish butter pat..
.Ahhh...but what flavour?...C'est beau!
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Ahhh Paris sweetie....I hear you have a PokaRoo fixation...
tut tut...pokadot shorts, socks and sandals!
Unless you are five, this could be a most distressing and embarassing
problem....nes't pa?? Think of the neighbours
my little petite chou....off you go to "What Not to Wear"...toot suite!!!
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Amour has arrived with the Spring...StoneColdWSolfPack and
Collegegirl2 have announced their cyber engagement...and soon to be expected
cyber bundle of joy. What will they name this petite
bebe?...College Wolf?...non..I think..
StonedGirl...
CollegeGirl2 must be tres busy...marriage, baby, chat and college?
I must of miss-read and this is 'Chatting.com College.com'
since you are there all the time. I would very much like to know
what you major in? *Titters*
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Piper, my old amie...I think you are being to hard on yourself..
to say you have a "weasley" mouth (whatever that is)...
but remember weasels turn into Ermines in the winter....
The fur most associated with Queens and errr..Empresses...of which you are mon ceour!
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Ooo-la-la ladies!! Daisy-Daisy Mae whispered to moi
that Geo Mitty is a very naughty boy...
He likes to have his *butt spank* and *fingers here & there*..Oh my...I blush now.
Maybe we call him *Spanky* or *Finger Diddley* *Tee Hee*
Also, there is some debate whether Geo is Indian or Hondurian...
c'est bonn..he could teach everyone the Houndurian Hula-Hula ( I blush again at this Tee Hee)
...but watch those sticky fingers!!!
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NOT FUSSY
ny bi or lesbos can always whisper me, I am 27 M and not at all bi or, well I dig chicks, but if you find yourself in a pinch, feel free to hit me up, Im way cool
Contact: Cryptical(ly) Desperate
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INDUSTRIAL STRENGTH CHICKS ONLY
I've got lightning bolts tatooed on the sides of my dick, with a storm cloud tatooed where by pubes used to be. When I ejaculate, it sounds like a civil war cannon going off. Bring earplugs
Contact: Thunder Schlong
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PERSONAL LUV MESSAGE
To Paris: My love burns for you as a thousand roses - wear asbestos suit.
Contact: Savana Arsonist
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PERSONAL PLEA
Shazza you're a rough old bird and a chav to boot. You make me blind with yearning for your snake-like hair and skeleton face. I'd love to be dogging it with you right now. P.s. bring your sister Golum
Contact: Devoted DV8
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IDENTITY CRISES
Can you help me? I have amnesia, I think? Am I male or female? I can't tell. Look at my pic------> If you can tell I would be most eternally grateful
Contact: I don't remember!!
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JERK WANTING STUPID GIRL
If r u sexy and have u sexy/nude pic u can chat with me, otherwise pls bye. I have 9" penis and have pic, but I want to send my big penis pic after recive ur pic. pls understand. if r u sexy and have u sex/nude u can chat with me, otherwise pls bye.
Contact: Looking ....Stupid
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