JFF GATE!!
by B. Bouffaunt-Froux
It seems we have our own Watergate right here in Just For Fun. There
is a mysterious tape floating about. Jersey Chic claims to have heard (sort of)
said tape, which apparently has Laura (of Dick-with-Ears Fame) cheating on
Cornhead (maybe). Who has this tape? Rachel says Lord of the Pit has it! ShortCake says No he does NOT! Laura's sister says she didn't do it! Luna Sea says that wasn't Laura's Sister! CONFUSED?!?!? Me too!!!
I say GIVE ME THE TAPE! Freedom of the Press!! They all say Laura is bad for
Cornhead - I say Cornhead!! Tell them to BACK OFF!! It's your life - go with
it!! This is not a Kangaroo Court - its a chat room, although its starting
to look like one big long gossip column.
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DOUBLE TROUBLE
by Clive Beetlebox
After much speculation Ðå®± - Ðj®êå ™
has confirmed that Jackie Amber is Assassin's long lost Sister!! Yes
chatters, its true! Just look at the similarities. They are both
rude, crude, obnoxious and UGLY!! Ðå®± - Ðj®êå ™
is issuing a warning to all you guys out there. Watch out!! Jackie Amber pursues all males in Chatalyst relentlessly. If you fall prey to her
she will make your life a living hell! FOREVER!! So, be careful who you
flirt with mates it could prove fatal - unless you are into beastiality then Jackie is your beast.
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BABETTE'S BUZZLINE
Juicy Tidbits from JFF brought to you by
Babette Bouffount-Froux
Boujour
Chatters. I'm just so busy, busy, busy. Some people have sooo many
lovers its hard to keep up. Let's just give it a whirl......Well,
the Anenome-Toed Mermaid has been flirting with old Assassin AGAIN,
while sneaking off to another well-known chat with "Sunburst" for
a romantic tryst. They are very kissy-kissy. "Coronary" says she's
a "provocative, sexy, flirt"...well I guess so tee hee.
Meanwhile....Gurnsey Gurl is back battling Ron also (flirt/fight,
flirt/fight) This sounds like true love! Of course she just canNOT
give up "ArmyGuy" or "Engine", although Engine would rather watch
footy - your slipping girl! Don't you girls ever EVER stick with
one guy?
Old "Crymeariver" isn't crying now - she's found herself a toyboy.
He's 18 and Canadian....sounds yummy. She claims this romance is
6 months old. I guess all those other guys were just appetizers.
Send your Gossip Tidbits to Babette here
| CATCHY QUOTES
This spot is for JFFers to submit their favourite
and funniest chatroom quotes about anybody and everything
This quote is attributed to Mr. Bungle and has won the "Quote of the Month" spot
in this column.
"He's already found his soul-mate, so leave the fucker in peace... He
and his hands shall never be seperated... Barring an accident with his swords, I
should say... It's about the only action this sick fuck will find any time in
the near future."
This next quote is the runner-up, cleverly used by Buddy Lee Tested in an argument with
Ron in JFF
" Ron, In an effort to conceal your hideously misshapen face, your parents
strapped a feed bucket over your head. Hopefully one day you'll suffocate in that thing. I'd take it
off and beat you to death with it, but then I'd have to look at you.
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