(Yellow Journalism at it's Finest)


June, 2001 "To Know, to Dare, to NOT Keep Silent". 4th Edition


JFF GATE UPDATE
by B. Bouffaunt-Froux

Concerning Edition 3's story about an alleged tape that Jersey Chic supposedly heard (sort of) slandering Laura.....New info received by this reporter now shows that 1) There is no tape, 2) There was no tape, 3) Chris and Laura started dating after the tape was mentioned, 4) YES!! It was Laura's sister, and 5) Chris and Laura are in love. Laura had this to say to me: "Chris and I have talked, we are both very happy and very much IN love, and we are going to live our lives and not believe what people are saying about me because we both know the truth and we are not going to let everyone else effect our happiness".


Now that I've sorted that all out *smile*, I would recommend that Jersey Chic sort out her own love life *eeeewwww* NUFF SAID!


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The Dream or The reality
STAND BY YOUR MAN
by Clive Beetlebox


Bloody Hell!! They say when the cat's away the mice will play - but this is a bit much!! I return from holiday to a war-torn chatroom. I realize that wedded bliss between Ron and Jersey Chic is kind of hard to stomach, but chatters...Jersey Chic is practically frothing at the mouth. Here is a quote directly from the Horse's mouth: "You have no idea what our relationship is. For all you know I could be Ron's wife....so you are saying my place in his life is unacceptable?..It's a chatroom whatever you think you see may not be real or whatever you see is very real...I never asked for your respect".


Hanns Schmidt had this to say about the affair: "JC will fuck Ron? Well good luck to you both. Even ugly mother fuckers need love. JC has to settle for an ugly, bald, spotty kid who swings his sword about like he's the Highlander..HA HA HA!".


So right you are Hanns. Let Ron and JC have their love fantasy. They will have to face reality sometime - Don't we all!


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Bonjour, Bonjour I'm back!! And just in time.. Gurnsey Gurl has done it this time! She's........well....she's gone and......eeeeewwwww!!! NO!! - I can't ..its just too too disgusting for print!! I feel sick - I may faint!


Meanwhile....On to the"girl of many handles" - I'll call her just plain old "guppy"...but, really girl, stick to just one name and stop shrieking when somebody uses a name you want! Guppy is also "floundering on the Sea of Love", leaving poor "Barebum" high and dry, while continuing her private tete-a-tetes with "Sunburst" and also continuing to throw herself shamelessly at our doctor-in-residence even nipping him on the neck (?) ..eeeewww. What is the Doc's response to all this? Here is a direct quote: "I'll shoot some cum into that natural hair of yours so you can use it as gel and have a hair style for the first time in your life".



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CATCHY QUOTES

This spot is for JFFers to submit their favourite and funniest chatroom quotes about anybody and everything

This quote comes from Caelis:.


"Ron, well, you would know what its like to go nowhere...Seeing as you can't fit your FAT ass through the door without a gallon or five of crisco...Or show your face in ublic during the day without making people run screaming."


This next quote from Shawn is short but effective:


" Ron right! You are such a loser. You have no class, no dignity, no respect, no morals, no values, and you look like the north side of a southbound mule . "



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