(Yellow Journalism at it's Finest)


June, 2001 "To Know, to Dare, to NOT Keep Silent". 5th Edition


THE HOAX IS ON YOU!
by B. Bouffaunt-Froux


Jersey Chic claims the whole "Ronaffair" was a HOAX! She says she faked it, doesn't even like him, finds him "pathetically sweet" but thats all. She says "How can I love him when I can't even be loyal to him?"
She even gave Ron's IP No. and telephone No. out to other chatters. But.....who was this hoax played out for? Why....all of her good buddies of course! What else are friends for? This is how you treat friends??? Well....hoax or not, who cares. I'm just glad she's not MY friend......is she YOUR'S ?????
Pic taken at the time of arrest
JILTED AND JAILED
by Clive Beetlebox


Police arrested what they thought was a rather unsual pervert late last night, who turned out to be a despondent, sobbing Ron.
The Officers saw a man stumbling down the street in a wedding dress calling "Jersey Chic - don't leave me, I love you - you can even wear the pants in our marriage".
The tearful Ron told the police "If Jersey Chic doesn't take me back I'll have to fall on my sword Fartslayer and END IT ALL".
Ron was released after officers told him he was scaring people in his wedding dress and to stay home and use the phone instead. The police stated he was: "too pathetically sweet to arrest".


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BABETTE'S BUZZLINE

Juicy Tidbits from JFF brought to you by
Babette Bouffount-Froux

Bonjour mes amis. I see cupid's arrows have driven everyone crazy. Well, let's see.... While The Guppy is busy splashing in the pool with a number of fish, tiny "Pixie Lust" is flitting about after Barebum. Also, newcomer 20 yr old Amorous Amy, is quite taken with Barebum. It must be that bedroom voice of his when they talk on the phone. Your losing this one Guppy......OH! NO! He has slipped right off the HOOK! Well The Guppy knows how to catch LOTS more ...Wink, Wink.


Meanwhile... Pour Juiced up Janie is just drowning in sorrow over a 5 year unrequited love affair with GAS. Jackie dear...maybe you've been soaking up too much sorrow, you seem a little befuddled. GAS claims to hate you, calls you "A Fatty Boombar"....really dear he is NOT!!! playng hard to get.!! So give it up - its getting annoying.


Then there is Bayliss's new love "Wee Bit" . She is somewhat of a mystery . Half of you say she really IS that old "Crusty Cunt Candie" and the other half say NOT!!! Bayliss claims he knows the difference between the two.....well I hope he does for his sake. Plus there is another tape floating around(?) NO...I wont even go there!! Here is a direct quote from Wee Bit to Ronnie in the chat room ; "Ha Ha you make me laugh. How can you have hairy balls when you are bald as an eagle on your head? Did you borrow some of your mother's ass hair and "comb over"? Don't talk to me BITCH!!. Hmmmmmm.......sounds ominously familiar.....we'll see.
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CATCHY QUOTES

This spot is for JFFers to submit their favourite and funniest chatroom quotes or stories about anybody and everything

This time we have a rather witty ditty from the talented "Mystic Songwriter"


Ronnie Came Home (Sung to the tune of "Sunny Came Home")
Ronnie came home to his favorite room Ronnie sat down in the kitchen He opened a book and a box of tools Ronnie came home with a mission


Gays go by he wants to be sodomized his ass cheeks feel the fire He'll close his eyes and the wind will fly feeding the fire


Ronnie came home with a list of names He didn't believe in transcendence It's time for a few small repairs he said Ronnie came home with a vengeance


Gays go by he wants to be sodomized his ass cheeks feel the fire He'll close his eyes and the wind will fly feeding the fire


Get the kids dressed in pleather young is good but minor is better Count the years, you always knew it take your bets, he'll go and do it


Gays go by he wants to be sodomized his ass cheeks feel the fire He'll close his eyes and the wind will fly feeding the fire


Light burns his eyes he shakes in fright The world is burning down He's out there on his own to face his new plight Ronnie came home Ronnie came home...



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