Just For Fun (Sung to the tune of Wierd Al's *Jerry Springer")
It's been one week since we got to see Cheatin' lovers who Ronnie wants to marry Five days since they had the show With the a rogaine reject, the slut and the crack ho Three days since we heard the tale About him dating a she-male Yesterday it occurred to me That I've been spendin a bit too much time around Ronnie...

Holy cow, d'you see it last week? Well, he talked with this one freak Who sucker-punched his whole family Do you recall when the brawl Became a total free-for-all? And JC's in the middle tryin' to be the referee

It's like "When Animals Attack" They all exhibit reprehensible behavior Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothes Step on their toes, that's how it goes They get so violent they have to sign a waiver

They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt and pointin' blame In there? They don't care, they've got no shame They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly They have a history of ripping off their shirts

It's been one week since they had the fight With the psycho twins and the transvestite Five days since that awful brawl They still haven't got the blood off the wall It's been three days since the bitter feud Between the Ron and that gay Jewish black dude Yesterday, finally dawned on me I'm spendin' way too much time around Ron...

Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin' Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppin' Ron's the king of confrontation He's a sensation He puts the 'sin' in syndication He's totally worthless, like a bad check It's like a train wreck Don't wanna stare, but you can't look away

Like Sally Jesse he belongs on talk shows But with more weirdos The story is getting stranger every day And pretty soon the ugly goon Comes in the room and then it's BOOM In the face of some unsuspecting drama queen

Well, it's become the kind of place where people scream obscenities Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies "Ronnie Ronnie!" Now the crowd starts their favorite chant Should I turn off my PC? I just can't I have a tendency to laugh it insanely

It's been one week since the show about Psycho whiners with problems they should work out Five days since the big surprise When some Ron's g/f said that she's still dating twenty guys Yesterday, it occurred to me That I've been spending too much time around Ron Tired of wastin' my time on that Ron I've got way too much class to put up with Ron..