This is the second song submitted by the prolific "Mystic Songwriter"
Just For Fun (Sung to the tune of Wierd Al's *Jerry Springer")
It's been one week since we got to see
Cheatin' lovers who Ronnie wants to marry
Five days since they had the show
With the a rogaine reject, the slut and the crack ho
Three days since we heard the tale
About him dating a she-male
Yesterday it occurred to me
That I've been spendin a bit too much time around Ronnie...
Holy cow, d'you see it last week?
Well, he talked with this one freak
Who sucker-punched his whole family
Do you recall when the brawl
Became a total free-for-all?
And JC's in the middle tryin' to be the referee
It's like "When Animals Attack"
They all exhibit reprehensible behavior
Hit 'em in the nose, tear off their clothes
Step on their toes, that's how it goes
They get so violent they have to sign a waiver
They're always swearin', cursin', kickin' butt and pointin' blame
In there? They don't care, they've got no shame
They have a tendency to scream and yell constantly
They have a history of ripping off their shirts
It's been one week since they had the fight
With the psycho twins and the transvestite
Five days since that awful brawl
They still haven't got the blood off the wall
It's been three days since the bitter feud
Between the Ron and that gay Jewish black dude
Yesterday, finally dawned on me
I'm spendin' way too much time around Ron...
Once you start watchin', there's just no stoppin'
Your brain shuts down, then your IQ's droppin'
Ron's the king of confrontation
He's a sensation
He puts the 'sin' in syndication
He's totally worthless, like a bad check
It's like a train wreck
Don't wanna stare, but you can't look away
Like Sally Jesse he belongs on talk shows
But with more weirdos
The story is getting stranger every day
And pretty soon the ugly goon
Comes in the room and then it's BOOM
In the face of some unsuspecting drama queen
Well, it's become the kind of place where people scream obscenities
Yankin' hair, throwin' chairs at their hubbies
"Ronnie Ronnie!" Now the crowd starts their favorite chant
Should I turn off my PC? I just can't
I have a tendency to laugh it insanely
It's been one week since the show about
Psycho whiners with problems they should work out
Five days since the big surprise
When some Ron's g/f said that she's still dating twenty guys
Yesterday, it occurred to me
That I've been spending too much time around Ron
Tired of wastin' my time on that Ron
I've got way too much class to put up with Ron..