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Hello dumb-dumbs. The Great Gazoo here. No, I'm not Asmodiar. That bastard stole my act.
Anyways, let me introduce this site, which is dedicated to the skewering of pop culture and society. Although not blatantly profane, it should be viewed by mature readers for its occasional use of coarse language. If you have any comments regarding the site, feel free to comment in the "But Seriously Interactive" section. This doesn't mean your opinion will be taken seriously, though. I mean, c'mon, you're so damn baked right now that you think I'm talking to you. You're seeing things, buddy. I'm a figment of your drugged up mind. For mum's sake, put down the bong and the crackpipe. You can stop dropping acid while at it.
Damn jerkoff.