"Dangerous Driver" By Brian Kuhl |
Parody of "Dangerous" By Busta Rhymes |
Buckwild we drive cause we don't care.
Drive so crazy, you'd better beware.
Makin' a milk run. Playin' Brooks & Dunn. Packin' a gun.
Swerve a lil'. Invest up in a new insurance fund.
Blowin' the horn. Been drivin' since the day I was born.
Never dream I see six cars crashed on my lawn.
Dangerous. My alignment not so accurate.
Have to get the dash be so immaculate.
Aiyyo! Aiyyo! Watchin' my floo'. Hittin' some Joe.
Shiftin' down low. Some traffic cops sayin' hello.
Anyway go 'head and diss. Drive your Chevrolet.
Little one-way trip within a little four-seat Corvair.
I don't mean to hold you up but I got somewhere to go.
We drive with or without insurance, you know.
Afraid of us? You know this a new lane to us.
You new to us. That's why we drivin' dangerous. Get in.
This is serious.
We try to drive delirious.
You should have a healthy fear of us.
You know the sidewalks are dangerous.
So dangerous, we drive dangerous.
My Flippant Fleet drives dangerous.
So dangerous, we drive dangerous.
My whole entire Fleet drives dangerous.
Buckle your belt. We swervin' it from right to left.
Word to the wise, slow drivers be shot to death.
Learnin' to drive, you know only the fastest survive.
Movin' my feet, under my seat, tryin' to drive.
Pit stop for all of my people drivin' around.
Just look around, all of my fleet holdin' it down.
Cuttin' you off. The new Fleet ruckin' you up.
Truckin' you up. My new car suckin' gas up.
Back in the days, a driver used to be passed out.
Now a driver holdin' several gas card credit accounts.
Change my lane, and then I would just like to announce.
Feelin' my groove, my hydraulics' makin' the car bounce.
Others drive fair. Me and my Fleet breakin' the law.
Straight hittin' it. We got you dialin' 911.
Afraid of us? You know this a new lane to us.
You new to us. That's why we drivin' dangerous. Get in.
This is serious.
We try to drive delirious.
You should have a healthy fear of us.
You know the sidewalks are dangerous.
So dangerous, we drive dangerous.
My Flippant Fleet drives dangerous.
So dangerous, we drive dangerous.
My whole entire Fleet drives dangerous.
Just drive y'all.
Try not to jackknife y'all.
Yea. Shift down y'all.
Let me past you all y'all.
This whole fleet flippant y'all.
Expired lisence plate y'all.
Ha. Get down y'all.
Let's have a beer y'all.
Takin' the heat. Out on the street. Lockin' the speed.
Puttin' on The Club. Take me to my reserved spot.
Comin' around. All of my fleet surroundin' me.
So many bottles of liquor, y'all drivers'll drown me.
Makin' me drunk. Feelin' the funk. Hittin' some punk.
Drive to close to me and I'll blow a hole in ya trunk.
Afraid of us? You know this a new lane to us.
You new to us. That's why we drivin' dangerous. Get in.
This is serious.
We try to drive delirious.
You should have a healthy fear of us.
You know the sidewalks are dangerous.
So dangerous, we drive dangerous.
My Flippant Fleet drives dangerous.
So dangerous, we drive dangerous.
My whole entire Fleet drives dangerous.