Finally, a party record for people with no friends.
By establishing a hysterical manifestation of sensory bewitchment, The Seagreen Incorruptible have effectively given listeners a pathway to their inner-brothel; utterly vacant, yet boasting a fully stocked bar.
If "10 Things to do with 90,000 Sequins" offers listeners anything more than a favorable self-comparison model, may it demonstrate a means to conquer humanity through the satisfaction of the individual; to look within yourself to discover the perfect balance between happiness and suicide.
The Seagreen Incorruptible are augmented on this release by a varied and talented ensemble of guest musicians and casualties, most of whom we've forgotten the names of.
After five years and as many wasted fortunes later, The Seagreen Incorruptible give the world their latest record.
10 Things to do with 90,000 Sequins began life as a hastily assembled list of songs to someday record.
It was promptly forgotten, but occasionally remembered with reverence.
One day, many years later, a philanthropic lunatic gave the boys free reign in his recording studio / sex dungeon.
The eventual result: a sixty-nine minute aneurysm.