~~~"Filia and Xelloss: Time Travelers" ~~~~Another MST by Els-chan ~~~Featuring: ~~~Xelloss Metallium ~~~Filia Ul Copt ~~~Lina Inverse ~~~Gourry Gabriev ~~~Luna Inverse ~~~Zelas Metallium ~~~Disclaimer: The only character I own is Els-chan. That's it. ~~~WARNING: I'm not really sure where this will go yet, so there's not much I can write here... ~~~but I will warn you, I tend to be quite the X/F shipper, so...Oh, and no flaming please. It's ~~~kinda stupid to flame an MST anyway, don't you think? I mean, if I went around sayin' I was ~~~emporer just 'cause some watery bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! ....on that ~~~pointless note, I don't own Monty Python, either. ~~~(We find our vic...er...reviewers still gathered in the cramped theatre. Filia is currently ~~~chasing Xelloss with her mace, attempting to smash his face in, as Zelas looks on in ~~~amusement. Meanwhile, Luna is attempting to strike up a conversation with her little sister ~~~while Lina cowers in fear, practically crawling into Gourry's lap to get away. Gourry, of ~~~course, is snoring away, utterly oblivious to all around him. Just then, Els-chan appears.) ~~~Els-chan: Sooo, how are my favorite reviewers, hmmm? *smiles sadistically as everyone ~~~continues what they were doing, utterly ignoring her* *realizes that they're ignoring her ~~~and a vein in her forehead begins to throb* I SAID, HOW ARE MY FAVORITE REVIEWERS?! ~~~*finally catches everyone's attention as they all take their seats.* *clears her throat* Ahem, ~~~yes, well...So anyway, here is the next part. Enjoy! *vanishes* ~~~All: *groans* Present… Filia looked up to see customer walk in. “Hello welcome to Fii-chan’s. How... Huh? Oh hello Luna. What a surprise.” ~~~Luna: Yeah, yeah...I know you're just avoiding me because you owe me for that tab from the ~~~other night! Don't think I didn't forget! ~~~Filia: But you said the wine was on the house! ~~~Luna: That was before you drank ten bottles! ~~~Zelas: *shocked* Luna! You never gave me ten bottles before! ~~~Luna: That's because you just take them anyway! ~~~Zelas: *pauses a moment* Oh, that's right. Never mind. “Hey Filia. I just stopped by to check out some things.” Luna Inverse smiles ~~~Luna: Like the tab.... ~~~Filia: Oh, just let it go already! ~~~Xelloss: Yare, yare, Filia...I didn't know you drank! “Oh OK. Well I’ll be in the back if you need me.” ~~~Lina:(Filia) ...sneaking out the back door... “OK thanks, Fii-chan” Luna waits till she hears Filia’s gone “OK Zelas. I’m going to casually buy something then ask her about. Have you got in touch with Xellos?” Luna said all this to Zelas through her mind ~~~Luna: Heeey, I didn't know we could do that...did you, Zelas? ~~~Zelas: Oh, I don't know, I do it all the time with Xelloss... ~~~Xelloss: Yeah...I hear voices all the time! ^_^ ~~~Zelas: Shh...we know dear....now go back to torturing your dragon... ~~~Xelloss: Yes, ma'am! *grinning as he turns to Filia* Orders are orders... ~~~Filia: *tail popping out* What do you mean, his dragon?! “Good you better not fail. No I haven’t got to Xellos. But don’t worry. He’ll listen to me.” Zelas chuckled. ~~~Luna: And since when do I take orders from you? ~~~Zelas: *smirks* Since you realized just how much smarter I am! ~~~Xelloss: I always listen to the voices.... *grins creepily at Filia* Do you know what they say ~~~to me, Filia? ~~~Filia: *twitching* A better question would be if I care, Namagomi... Luna chuckles too. “Well hopefully this works... Whoops here comes Filia. Bye.” Luna picks up a vase and brings it to the counter I’ll take this. ~~~Lina: What the.... ~~~Filia: *mumbling to herself* I will not comment on grammatical errors...I will not comment ~~~on grammatical errors...I will not comment on grammatical errors... ~~~Xelloss: You know, it's not healthy to talk to yourself like that... ~~~Filia: *visibly straining in an effort not to whip out Mace-sama and smack Xelloss into the ~~~stratosphere.* “Good choice.” Filia commented. “That’ll be seventeen thousand and forty-yen.” ~~~Gourry: *having woken up a while back without anyone noticing* Hey, Lina? ~~~Lina: Yeah, Gourry? ~~~Gourry: What's a 'yen'? ~~~Lina: Come to think of it.....ELS-CHAN! I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS WASN'T AU!!! ~~~Els-chan: *pops back in and sticks her tongue out at Lina before vanishing again* Luna digs out money out of jeans pocket and hands it to Filia ~~~Filia: *begins her grammar mantra again* ~~~Zelas: Oooh, jeans...those look cute...but they make your hips look big, Luna. ~~~Luna: *chucks non-descript object at Zelas' head and smirks when it bounces off* Quiet, ~~~you... “Arigato! Come again” “Your welcome. Oh by the way Filia I was wondering if you could do a baby-sitting job for me. I’ll be going out of town and I was supposed to baby-sit for this one couple. I won’t be able to make could you...” Luna let the sentence trail off. ~~~Xelloss: Make what? Bread? Brownies? Insurmountable levels of destruction? ~~~Luna: No, no, that's Lina... *smirks at her sister* ~~~Lina: *smiles nervously while edging closer and closer to Gourry on her left* “Sure I’d be glad too.” Filia smiles. “Val is visiting my parents for the week.” ~~~Filia: *grimaces* I don't actually have any parents anymore, thank you very much... ~~~Xelloss: What's wrong, Fi-chan? Did it reopen some old wounds? ^_^ ~~~Luna: You know, Xelloss...if I didn't know better, I'd think you wanted her to reopen some of ~~~your old wounds... ~~~Xelloss: ^_^ “OK great! Just stop by my house on Thursday. I leave then and that’s when the baby-sitting job is. 9:00AM.” Luna grins. “OK will do! Sayonara!” Arigato! Sayonara!” Luna walks out of the store. “Hey Zelas? Heard that? I got Filia; did you reach Xellos yet?” “Good we got half of it done. Well we might as well say all of it done. I got a hold of Xellos, gave him a good yell for not getting to me earlier. He should be here any minute.” Luna laughs. “OK! I’ll be listening.” ~~~Luna: Listening to what? ~~~Zelas: I assume they mean that you will be listening in on my conversation with my minion. ~~~Gourry: Well, that's not very polite, Luna! Why would you do such a thing? ~~~Lina: *thwaps Gourry* Shut up, jellyfish! Do you want to die or something?! Thursday night... Xellos is getting ready for a baby-sitting job… grumbling. “Why would Zelas do this to me? She knows I don’t know how to baby-sit!” ~~~Xelloss: That's odd...I would never grumble about anything Zelas told me to do... ~~~Zelas: Enough with the sucking up, Xelloss. ~~~Xelloss: Yes, mistress...And by the way, who ever said I couldn't babysit? Look at how baby ~~~Val treats me! He loves me! ~~~Filia: *grumbling* That's because you give him candy and teach him to play tricks on his ~~~poor, stressed-out mother... ~~~Xelloss: And just what is wrong with that? “Here you can go through this teleport. It’s quicker. Be nice and don’t disappoint me.” “Well of course. Anything you say.” He walks to the port. “See you in the next life.” He says this sarcastically before walking in ~~~Lina: Xelloss? Being sarcastic? ~~~Xelloss: To Juu-ou-sama? NEVER! ~~~Zelas: Damn straight. Zelas smiles evilly “Have fun Xellos!” “I appreciate you doing this for me.” Luna says sweetly. “No biggie. I’m sure your trip is important, being the knight of Cephied and all. And I’m sure you couldn’t pry Lina away from Gourry, ne?” ~~~Lina: *getting scary look on her face* What's THAT supposed to mean? ~~~Gourry: *blink blink* *blank look* ~~~Luna: Oh, get off it. We all know what's going on with you two... Luna giggles. “True, true. Oh yeah. You can get there quicker through this teleport.” “Oh really? You wouldn’t mind me using it?” Filia asks. “Be my guest.” “Oh thanks Luna. Oh wait let me get…” Filia grabs mace-sama off the counter and stores it in her arm jewelry I’ll see you when you get back from your trip.” Filia walks in the teleport ~~~Filia: Arm jewelry? What...? ~~~Lina: Perhaps they're referring to where you store your mace... ~~~Filia: But that's on my leg! “Have fun Filia!” Luna teleports to Zelas’s place “She’s gone?” Zelas immediately asked. “Yeah. Did you see the size of her mace? Well anyway let’s focus in on the good stuff. Hurry get the videotape.” ~~~Xelloss: And still we are left in the dark as to just what a videotape is... Past… “Oomph! I didn’t expect to land so hard!” Filia rubs her head. Xellos is still grumpy. “I hate baby-sitting.” ~~~Xelloss: No, I don't. I love it. ~~~Filia: *grumbling* That's because you train them to do bad things... ~~~Zelas: And he does such a good job of that, too, don't you think? “Who’s there?” Filia stands up ready to grab her mace. “Filia? What are you doing here?” “Namagomi? What are you doing here?” “Sore wa himitsu desu. And by the way how come you’re wearing shorts?” Filia grins. “Sore wa himitsu desu.” Then looks at her watch. “Oh no I’m going to be late!” “Me too. Chat later.” ~~~Lina: A watch??? ~~~Filia: What is that supposed to be? ~~~Gourry: I assume it's something that tells the time... ~~~Everyone else: *stare in shock at Gourry, who seems to have come up with a relatively ~~~feasible explaination.* Xellos and Filia hurry off in the same direction. Filia rings the doorbell at the house and notices Xellos behind her. “What are you doing now?” Filia ask exasperated “I’m here to do a baby-sitting job. No teasing me either.” Xellos stuck out his tongue. ~~~Lina: Yeah, right, sure...that sounds like Xelloss...uh-huh.... ~~~Filia: Besides, do they honestly believe that would stop me anyway? “What? But…” A woman answered the door “Hi! You two must be the baby-sitters! Xellos and Filia right? I’m Lona Inverse. Come in.” The woman motions them to come in. Which Filia and Xellos walk in mutely ~~~Lina & Luna: *choke* “I’m so glad there are two of you.” Lona exclaimed. “The kids aren’t trouble but I just like for them to be watched after. They walk into the family room OK this is Lina... she is 5 and this is her little friend Gourry Gabriev. He is 7.” She looks over and whispers to Filia and Xellos. ~~~Lina: *stares* ~~~Gourry: *oblivious* ~~~Lina: But..I didn't know Gourry back then.......I didn't even meet him until...ARGH! ~~~ELS-CHAN, THIS IS AU!!! “Don’t ask me why they hang out together.” Filia laughs. Xellos laughs too following Filia. “Hi! Wanna see my fireball?” A small redhead girl asked excitedly. ~~~Xelloss: *snickers* ~~~Zelas: Yare, yare....awfully forward, aren't we, Miss Inverse? *smirks* ~~~Luna: Oh, leave her alone... “I can cut that fireball any day with my sword of light.” Gourry Gabriev said mockingly. ~~~Xelloss: Is it healthy for children so young to be so h... ~~~Filia: Xelloss! ~~~Xelloss:....oh, fine, be that way. “No you can’t!” Lina sticks out her tongue. “Yes I can!” Gourry sticks out his. “No you can’t!” “Yes I can!” “Cannot!” “Can too!” “Cannot!” “Can too!” ~~~Filia: (Lina) Can not! ~~~Xelloss: (Gourry) Can too! ~~~Filia: (Lina) Can not! ~~~Xelloss: (Gourry) Can too! ~~~Filia: (Lina) Can not! ~~~Xelloss: (Gourry) Can too! ~~~Filia: (Lina) Can not! ~~~Xelloss: (Gourry) Can too! ~~~Filia: (Lina) Can not! ~~~Xelloss: (Gourry) Can too! ~~~Filia: (Lina) Can not! ~~~Xelloss: (Gourry) Can too! ~~~Filia: (Lina) Can not! ~~~Xelloss: (Gourry) Can too! ~~~Filia: (Lina) Can not! ~~~Xelloss: (Gourry) Can too! ~~~Filia: (Lina) Can not! ~~~Xelloss: (Gourry) Can too! ~~~Filia: (Lina) Can not! ~~~Xelloss: (Gourry) Can too! ~~~Filia: (Lina) Can not! ~~~Xelloss: (Gourry) Can too! ~~~Zelas: Okay, enough, children! ~~~Filia & Xelloss: Yes, ma'am... *pouty* “Gourry’s mama and papa will be with us so if you need to reach them they are with us. Come on so you can meet them.” To Lina and Gourry she said: “Stay here for a minute.” “Hai!” They exit the family room to the living room. “This is Rowdy and Rika Gabriev. Gourry’s mama and papa.” ~~~Lina: *chokes again* WAIT A MINUTE! There is NO WAY in nine hells that that old guy is ~~~your papa! ~~~Gourry: *blinks* What old guy? You mean gramps? Or was it great-gramps? Maybe it ~~~was Uncle? *looks blank* ~~~Lina: *sighs in frustration* “Konbanwa Rika-sama, Rowdy-sama.” Filia and Xellos said alike. ‘Since when is Xellos polite.’ Filia thought. ~~~Filia: *snorts* Since never. ~~~Zelas: Now, now, that's not true! I taught my Xelloss to always be polite...even when ~~~eradicating entire races... *smiles predatorily with a gleam in her eye* ~~~Xelloss: It's true...I'm only mean to you, Fi-chan! ^_^ ~~~Filia: *grumbling again* namagomi mazoku... Aloud she said: “Is there anything we need to know about Lina and Gourry?” ~~~Xelloss: Well, Lina's been trying to teach herself the Giga Slave lately, so don't be too alarmed ~~~if the mother of Chaos suddenly appears and posesses her...and do try to keep the children ~~~from fighting over Gourry's sword.....*snickers* I made a funny! “Hmm, Uh, let’s see… Well Lina is trying to learn the dragon slave, so you might want to keep her busy so she won’t go try it.” “Make sure Gourry doesn’t have any sticks. He’ll go chopping at anything. My father-in-law taught him to use the family Sword of Light. Gourry’s just gone crazy.” ~~~Lina: No, that's just a lack of common sense. ~~~Gourry: Did you say 'fish sticks'? Rika and Lona laugh. Xellos laughs nervously. “Eh’hehehe. Oh well I guess that’s about it, ne?” “Yeah it is… Oh wait! I forgot to introduce my older daughter. She’s 14 she has her little friend over. Don’t worry they’ll be out of your way. Luna! Luna sweetheart! Come down and meet the baby-sitters!” ~~~Luna: Oh, Ceiphied, no.... ~~~Zelas: Aw, we get to see baby Luna!!! Luna mumbles to some one behind her as she comes down the steps. “I tell my mom I don’t need a baby-sitter and she goes and does it and does it anyway.” Lona signals to Luna “This is Luna, Luna this is Filia and Xellos. They’ll be baby-sitting you.” Luna got a good look at them then turned and grinned at her best friend who is in the shadows. “Oh they will? OK cool.” ~~~Filia: Should the Knight of Ceiphied really look that evil? ~~~Luna: Oh, stop it...I'm not that bad... ~~~Lina: *under her breath* Says you... ~~~Luna: What was that, Lina dear? ~~~Lina: *suddenly sitting perfectly upright and quivering with fear* Nothing, ma'am! Filia and Xellos sweatdrops at the look Luna gave her friend. Lona smiles not noticing the exchange. “You can come out and meet them signals to the best friend Xellos, Filia, this is Zelas Mettallium. She’s fourteen too.” ~~~Luna: Aw, look! We get to see baby Zelas! *smirks* ~~~Zelas: Oh, quiet you... A fourteen-year-old girl walks out of the shadows. She has long blond hair and a sophisticated look. She had the same makeup type as Luna. “Did you say Zelas Mettallium?” Xellos asked swallowing. Lona frowns. “Is something wrong?” Xellos puts his hand behind his head and laughs. “No, no, nothing at all! Just this girl reminds me of the beast-master.” ~~~Zelas: Like you know any other Zelas Metalliums... ~~~Xelloss: Iya.... Lona blinks. “Well of course. That’s who she is.” Xellos faints. Everyone looks at him. ~~~Xelloss: Wait, so first I faint for no reason, and then everyone just stands there and watches? ~~~Filia: What, you weren't actually expecting us to help you, were you? What, and get our ~~~hands dirty from touching raw filth such as yourself? Filia laughs. “Oh don’t worry about him. He just is surprised to meet his mistress at such a young age. Well you better get going or you’ll be late. Have fun!” ~~~Zelas: I'm pretty sure that if you're traveling through time, you're not supposed to say things ~~~like that... ~~~Gourry: What, 'have fun'? ~~~Lina: *thwaps him* Jellyfish... “Huh? Oh yes your right. Jin! Jin darling let’s go!” A man walks down the steps and into the living room. “Konbanwa. You two must be the sitters. Well we’ll see you we get back! Sayonara!” Jin says before leaving. The adults leave. Filia locks the door and goes back to Xellos. “Baka namagomi.” She slaps his a face gently Hey wake up. ~~~Filia: If I were to slap him, it would NOT be gently, I can assure you... ~~~Xelloss: Why, thank you Filia-chan! I didn't know you cared! ~~~Filia: That's because I don't. “Huh?” He looks at Filia. “Filia? Oh yeah… Zelas set me up to this.” “Zelas?” Filia exclaimed. “Luna set me up to this! They are best friends you know they must have had something to do with this.” ~~~Zelas & Luna: *look at each other* ~~~Zelas: Funny, I thought we were keeping it on the DL ~~~Luna: I know I was... ~~~Zelas: So then how did they find out? Zelas and Luna look at each other, then at Filia and Xellos. “What do you mean? We didn’t do anything…” They say innocently… then whisper to each other. “Yet.” “Oh I get it! Luna sent me through a time portal. Sent me back in time. ~~~Filia: I just figured that out NOW?! ~~~Xelloss: Yes, well, we all knew dragons were a little on the slow side... ~~~Filia: *pulls out her mace* Care to repeat that? ~~~Xelloss: *grins* Maybe... ~~~Filia: *disgusted* namagomi... “Zelas did the same thing. Hope they get a kick out of this.” Xellos scowls ~~~Xelloss: I do not scowl! ~~~Zelas: *reaches over and contorts Xelloss' face* There. Now you do. ~~~Xelloss: Ano...Juu-oh-sama...is this really necessary? “Well what do we do? Leave?” Filia asked shrugging her shoulder. “How are we going to leave? We went back in time!” Xellos complained. Luna and Zelas yell together. “WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT??!!!” Filia and Xellos laugh. “Oh Eh’hehehe. Nothing.” ~~~Filia: Well, at least that's over... ~~~Lina: Yeah, but we still have eight more parts to go... *notices Gourry has drifted off*.... ~~~Xelloss: *as Lina beats on Gourry to wake him up* You make it sound like such a bad thing! ~~~Luna: Don't tell me you're actually enjoying this? ~~~Zelas: I'm not surprised....*sly smile* He's sitting next to his dragon, after all... ~~~Filia: *growling* WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'HIS DRAGON'?! STOP CALLING ME THAT!!! I ~~~AM NOT 'HIS DRAGON'! ~~~Zelas: *smirking* Of course you're not, sweetheart. Of course you're not.
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