~~~"Filia and Xelloss: Time Travelers" ~~~~Another MST by Els-chan ~~~Featuring: ~~~Xelloss Metallium ~~~Filia Ul Copt ~~~Lina Inverse ~~~Gourry Gabriev ~~~Luna Inverse ~~~Zelas Metallium ~~~Disclaimer: The only character I own is Els-chan. That's it. ~~~WARNING: I'm not really sure where this will go yet, so there's not much I can write here... ~~~but I will warn you, I tend to be quite the X/F shipper, so...Oh, and no flaming please. It's ~~~kinda stupid to flame an MST anyway, don't you think? I mean, if I went around sayin' I was ~~~emporer just 'cause some watery bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! ....on that ~~~rather pointless note, I don't own Monty Python, either. ~~~We find our vic...er...re...ah, the hell with it...victims still in the theatre, just where we left ~~~them. ~~~Lina: Does anyone else feel like this is getting kind of pointless? And WHERE'S ELS-CHAN?! ~~~Els-chan: *popping in* You rang? ~~~Lina: Els-chan, I thought you said this story wasn't going to be AU! ~~~Els-chan: And just when did I say that? ~~~Lina: Back when we were doing the prologue! ********Flashback********** ~~~Luna: Not another AU fic...I swear, I can't stand it... ~~~Els-chan: *pops back in* I never said that it was an AU fic...*vanishes again* ~~~All: *more groans* *******End Flashback********* ~~~Lina: See? ~~~Els-chan: No, I don't see. Where did I say it wasn't AU? All I said was that I never said it ~~~was AU. Of course, I never said it wasn't AU, either.... ~~~Lina: Grrrr... ~~~Xelloss: *smirks* Someone's been learning from me after all. ~~~Els-chan: *smiles proudly* ~~~Luna: All that aside, just tell us up front, Els-chan; is it or is it not AU? ~~~Els-chan: *grins* Sore wa...himitsu desu! *does the Xelloss finger wag and vanishes* ~~~Zelas: I knew letting Xelloss take her on as his protégé was a mistake. ~~~Xelloss: Oh, she's not that bad.... ~~~Filia: Baka! Namagomi! She's the one who locked us in here! ~~~Xelloss: And your point is...? “If you need anything, just give us a yell.” “Right! We’ll be in the other room.” Xellos and Filia walk out. ~~~Xelloss: Wow, it started already. Again without any warning. Very good, young ~~~grasshopper! ^_^ Zelas looks at Luna. “So what do we do now?” “Well I can’t exactly BE evil because I’m the knight of Cephied… let’s just say we are cupid’s helpers.” Luna laughs. ~~~Xelloss: *looks pale* ~~~Filia: *looks green* ~~~Xel & Fil: WHAT?!?!?!?! ~~~Filia: I think I may be ill... ~~~Xelloss: Juu-oh! You said you wouldn't te....never mind. “I love the way you think…. OK where is the videotape?” ~~~Gourry: Tell what, Xelloss? ~~~Xelloss: ........ ~~~Zelas: *smirking* ~~~Lina: *also smirking* Yes, what were you saying, Xelloss? ~~~Xelloss: *weakly* Sore wa himitsu desu... ~~~Lina: *puts him in a headlock* Stop with the cop-outs!!! Filia bent down next to Lina. “Hello Lina. Do you want to play dolls? I’ll play with you.” Lina scowls. ~~~Lina: *releasing Xelloss* Dolls? That's for babies! “Dolls? That’s for babies!” ~~~Gourry: Same old Lina... ~~~Luna: Perhaps it isn't AU after all... “Let’s go outside.” Gourry suggested. Xellos looks at Filia who nods. “Sure we can do that.” Filia takes Lina’s and Gourry’s hand with Xellos following. “Let’s play magic!” Lina’s face turned mischievous. “ Yeah! Takes out sword Light! Come forth!” Gourry’s sword of light comes out. Xellos goes bug eyed. ~~~Zelas: Why would you bother to scream out your actions? ~~~Luna: Maybe he had too much caffiene? ~~~Lina: Maybe it's just so he can remember what it is he's doing... “Yeow! What are you doing with a sword?” ~~~Xelloss: My, my...aren't you a little young to be playing with _that_, Lina? ~~~Lina: What the...?! FIREBALL!!! *nothing happens* DAMMIT!!! ~~~Luna: What's wrong? Forgot that all our magic's sealed? “It’s going to be us against Xelly and Filia. Walks over to Gourry Ready! Aim! Fireball!” Lina throws a fireball at Filia. Filia looks nervously as she dodges the fireball. ~~~Zelas: Maybe it's some sort of trend...Lina's doing it now, too. ~~~Luna: Perhaps they're roleplaying? ~~~Xelloss: *smirks* Yare, yare, aren't they... ~~~Zelas: Don't even say it, Xelloss. ~~~Xelloss: *shuts his mouth with a sigh* “ Uh Lina? I don’t think you should be playing this…” She said a little edgy. Xellos dodges another fireball. ~~~Filia: HIT HIM! HIT HIM!!! C'MON, LINA! YOU HAVE BETTER AIM THAN THAT!!! ~~~Zelas: Oh, my...she is the violent one, isn't she? ~~~Xelloss: *twitching* Yare, yare, Filia-CHAN.... “Aren’t you supposed to play something else?” Lina sighed “OK! Fine! Let’s see…. Oh yeah! Let me show you my new spell! Luna taught me. Darkness beyond twilight…” Filia twitches and looks at Xellos. Lina goes on ~~~Filia: Luna? ~~~Luna: Yes? ~~~Filia: What possessed you to teach a FIVE YEAR OLD that spell?! ~~~Luna: *wincing* Now, Filia, it's only a fic.... “Crimson beyond the blood that flows. Buried in the flow of time!” Xellos tried. ~~~Zelas: What did Xelloss try? “Lina. No dragon slave!” Lina: In thy great name I pledge myself to darkness! Let all the fools who stand in our way be destroyed by the power you and I posses! Gourry’s eyes grow big. “Wow that’s cool!” Filia and Xellos yell. “NO LINA!” While Lina says “Dragon Slaaa----“ Luna who stuck her head out her window interrupts her. ~~~Lina: Funny...I shouldn't have been able to stop it by then......*shrugs* ~~~Gourry: zzzzzzzzzz..... ~~~Lina: *twitch twitch* GOURRY WAKE UP!!! IF I HAVE TO SIT THROUGH THIS, THEN SO DO ~~~YOU!!! “ No dragon slave Ne-chan. Or I’m going to tell mama.” Lina sighs and folds her arms “Spoilsport.” She muttered. “That’s it you’re getting punished.” Luna jumps out of window and lands on ground. ~~~Lina: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ~~~Filia: Lina, calm down, it's only a fic! ~~~Lina: To YOU, maybe... Zelas claps and waves her hands in the air, sitting on the edge of the windowsill. “Whoo hoo! Let’s see some action here!” Xellos sweatdrops. “Fireball!” “Freeze Splitter!” Both spells cancel each other. Xellos walk over to the girls “Now, now girls destroying each other is not right.” He reasoned. ~~~Filia: Since when does Xelloss have any reason? ~~~Zelas: Oh, he has plenty of common sense in that thick skull of his... ~~~Xelloss: I just choose to ignore it and do the opposite! And since when is destroying each other not ~~~right? ~~~Lina: *growls* ~~~Luna: *growls* Zelas laughed. “What are you? Some holy man?” She asked rudely Filia giggles “That’s a laugh.” Xellos growls and glares at Filia “What’s that supposed to mean?” “You could never be holy, namagomi.” Filia snorted. ~~~Zelas: Well, that's sort of the whole point, isn't it? ~~~Xelloss: Why am I glaring? That's a compliment! ~~~Filia: *sighs* It would be, wouldn't it... Xellos crosses his arms forgetting about Lina and Luna. “Oh yeah! That’s why we mazoku are better then you ryuzoku.” Filia takes the same stand and lifts her nose in the air. “Try me!” ~~~Xelloss: *grins* OK! *licks Filia's arm* ~~~Filia: AAAAACK! Eeeewwwwww........NAMAGOMI!!! *whips out her mace and beats him over the ~~~head with it* ~~~Xelloss: *now one with the ground* Thank you, Fi-chan! ~~~Filia: *looking disgusted as she pulls out multiple bottles of sanitizer and dumps them all on the one ~~~spot* Zelas interrupts “Mazoku? Ryuzoku?” Xellos took off his watch and extended it to as his staff while Filia brought out her mace. The wind blew. Xellos and Filia charge at each other. Lina and Luna charge at them “Freeze Arrow!” They yell at the same time, freezing Xellos and Filia. “Ne-sama! Yatta!” Lina puts her thumbs up. “Argh!” Filia and Xellos had fire swirling around them to melt the ice. They storm toward Luna and Lina. “I hear the phone calling me! Bye Ne-chan!” Luna ran off pulling Zelas with her. ~~~Luna: Phone? ~~~Lina: What's a 'phone'? ~~~Gourry: *yawning and still groggy* Probably something used for long-distance communication. ~~~All: *stares at Gourry again in shock* “Raywing!” Lina jumped in the air away from them. Xellos leaves her alone and looked over to see Gourry, chopping down tress with his sword ~~~Xelloss: Now, Gourry, what did those trees ever do to you? ~~~Els-chan: *pops back in* I got beat up by a tree once! *vanishes* ~~~Lina: Why does that not surprise us? “Oh L-sama! Why did you let Zelas do such a thing?” He cursed Gourry: Yah! Hiyah! Hah! Lina looked down still in the air. “Great Gourry! You did that all in, Uh, 12.1 seconds!” looks over the pile of tress Gourry cut down. ~~~Lina: Why not just say 12 seconds and leave it at that? ~~~Filia: Because you're 5 and 5 year olds want to sound smart. Val does the same thing. ~~~Lina: Oh...... Gourry laughed. “I’m going to be the bestest swordsman ever!” “Gourry, Lina! You can’t do this! What will your parents say!” Filia screeched. Lina and Gourry shrug. “Uh I don’t know?” They ask “Never mind.” Filia frowns and closes her eyes “Time which has passed, Be called back once more.” Filia chants the Reverse time spell and the tress are back to normal Lina. ~~~Zelas: What exactly is a 'tress', can I ask that? And why is it turning into Lina? ~~~Luna: You can ask all you want...that doesn't mean you'll actually get an answer. “Gourry. You really can’t do this or Inverse-sama and Gabriev-sama will get very angry.” She says this very calmly. Then she added… “SO THAT MEANS STOP ACTING LIKE BRATS! AM I MAKING MYSELF CLEAR?” She smiles. Everyone nodded “Hai Filia!” ~~~Filia: Why would I scream something like that, and then smile?! ~~~Xelloss: Maybe you have Turrett's? (a/n: gods i wish i could spell that...) ~~~Filia: *growls* Filia sets up tea stand and drinks tea “Good thing we all agree on something. So Lina, Gourry. Ask Xelly over there to help you build sandcastles or something. He would love to do that.” ~~~Zelas: *snickering* 'Xelly'? You let her call you 'Xelly'? ~~~Xelloss: *blushing* No! Lina walked over to Xellos and gave him her most charming smile. “Xelly? Can you help us build sandcastles?” Gourry joined in. “Yeah! One were the knight in shining armor and the sword of light saves the princess!” Xellos sweatdrops “Er Uh yeah sure! But only under one condition…” Lina and Gourry look curious. “What?” Xellos smirked. “Only if Filia would be a sweetheart like she usually is and helps us.” He slowly winked at Filia. Heads turn to Filia. ~~~Filia: *glares at Xelloss* ~~~Zelas: *about to fall off her chair laughing* Oh, so it's 'sweetheart' now, huh? ~~~Xelloss: *turning an even brighter shade of red* No! Nonono!!! ~~~Zelas: *calming down once more* Oh, give it up Xelloss...just admit it already... ~~~Xelloss: *indignant* There is nothing to admit. Filia glared at him. “Of course I will. Who can deny your charm Xellos?” She said aloud but really was thinking, ‘Two can play at this game.’ She smiles sweetly at Xellos and blows him a kiss. ~~~Filia: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I WOULD NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER *deep breath* EVER ~~~EVER EVER DO THAT!!!!! “Come on kiddies” Xellos blushes “Uh yeah what she said! ~~~Xelloss: Why am I blushing? Only Juu-ou-sama is capable of making me blush, and that's when she's ~~~trying to humiliate me. They all run over to the sand… moments later… Xellos whispers to Filia. “Er Filia? How do you build sandcastles? ~~~Xelloss: Like I really need help from HER to build a sandcastle!!! *snorts* ~~~Zelas: Aww, you just wanted the attention and you know it. ~~~Xelloss: NO I DIDN'T!!! Filia looked at him in feigned shock. “What you don’t know how to build sandcastles?” Xellos sweatdropped. “I Er Uh…” ~~~Xelloss: Of course I know how to build a sandcastle! Any idiot can build a sandcastle! ~~~Gourry: Did you say something about a 'sandwich'? Lina walks over to Xellos. “Here Xelly! I’ll show ya. First you…” Filia watches as the young Lina shows Xellos how to build castles, then looks at Gourry who is struggling to fix a part of the castle “Need some help?” Gourry looked up “Yeah. Sure.” Filia scooted over to him “See, your sand is too wet. You need it more dry but not too dry or it will not build right.” Gourry studies the castle part, then looks at Filia “Hey your right!” A blank lance that shot at them but landed on the castle interrupts him. Xellos looks up and mutters “Zelas…” ~~~Zelas: Yes, dear? You called? Are you ready to finally admit that you have a thing for the... ~~~Xelloss: stopitstopitstopitstopit....*sniffling as only Zelas can make him do* Filia “Oh goodness, the girls must be playing something… Ooh look there is a note.” Xellos scrambled up to get the note. “Hey! Let me see that!” Filia pulled it out of his sight. “No. I got it.” She unfolds the note with Xellos peering over her shoulder. Dear everyone, We decided to make things livelier so we have a map for you to follow. Follow the map and you’ll reap a reward. Otherwise stay bored. That is all. Zelas and Luna Lina’s eyes got big. “Ooh a picnic!” Gourry jumped up. “Let’s go! Zelas makes the best food.” ~~~Lina: Food? ~~~Gourry: FOOD!!!!! ~~~Lina & Gourry: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! *attempt to eat the screen before being ~~~pulled back by Luna and Filia* “Wait, wait, and wait. How do you know it’s a picnic?” Filia asked “Yeah and since when does Zelas cook?” Xellos was curious. ~~~Xelloss: Yeah, since when _do_ you cook? ~~~Zelas: Oh, come now. Of course I can cook. It's just that I really prefer my meat raw, is all, so you ~~~never got to see me cook. Gourry shrugged “They always do this” Lina nodded. “Yeah ‘n Zelas always cook for us.” “So can we go? Please? Please?” Gourry begged. Filia sighed “OK fine we can go.” “Goody! Let me go change my clothes!” Lina ran to change. “Yay! Me too!” Gourry ran off too Filia and Xellos look at each other and shrug. “He didn’t just say…” Xellos said suddenly “That he was going to change his clothes…” Filia finished Xellos looked up opening his eyes. “But this isn’t his…” Filia jumped up “His house… Oh no!” Xellos starts running “Gourry! Lina! Come back here!” ~~~Xelloss: Ooooh......they're gonna.... ~~~Filia: XELLOSS!!! *hits him with her mace* Hentai...namagomi...baka....namagomi.... ~~~Luna: *sighs and stretches* Well, that's it for now.... ~~~Zelas: Think she'll let us out for a bit to stretch our legs? ~~~Els-chan: *pops back in* Not a chance! *vanishes* ~~~All: *groan*
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