-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~~~"Filia and Xelloss: Time Travelers" ~~~~Another MST by Els-chan ~~~Featuring: ~~~Xelloss Metallium ~~~Filia Ul Copt ~~~Lina Inverse ~~~Gourry Gabriev ~~~Luna Inverse ~~~Zelas Metallium ~~~Disclaimer: The only character I own is Els-chan. That's it. ~~~WARNING: I'm not really sure where this will go yet, so there's not much I can write here... ~~~but I will warn you, I tend to be quite the X/F shipper, so...Oh, and no flaming please. It's ~~~kinda stupid to flame an MST anyway, don't you think? I mean, if I went around sayin' I was ~~~emporer just 'cause some watery bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! ....on that ~~~rather incredibly pointless note, I don't own Monty Python, either. ~~~We find our vic...er...re...ah, the hell with it...victims still in the theatre, just where we left ~~~them. ~~~Lina: LET ME OUT!!! ~~~Els-chan: Oh, quiet down. You're scaring away the chicken. ~~~Everyone: *stares* ~~~Els-chan: What? Haven't you ever seen the giant red magical holy chicken? ~~~Gourry: *drools* Chicken... ~~~Els-chan: Uh....*sweatdrops* ~~~Luna: What giant red magical chicken? ~~~Els-chan: You forgot holy. ~~~Luna: Riiight... ~~~Els-chan: Anyway, that's not important right now. What IS important is that we get started on our ~~~fic right away. Adios! *vanishes with a cute little poof* ~~~Everyone: *groans* Xellos looked at the map Luna wrote. “It says turn left at the big oak tree, turn right at the pine tree walk 5 steps then turn around three times. What kind of hocus- is that?” Filia slouched while walking. “I don’t know. I just know I’m tired.” ~~~Xelloss: It's the amazing... "Dizzy Spell"! ~~~Everyone: *groans* ~~~Zelas: Xelloss, dear, if you must make puns, at least make them funny. ~~~Xelloss: Yes, mistress... Xellos offered his shoulder to her. “Here lean on me.” She gladly took it ~~~Xelloss: *tears his shoulder off and hands it to Filia* Here ya go, Fi-chan! ~~~Filia: O_O *turns various shades of green* ~~~Zelas: Now, now, Xelloss, we don't want your dragon getting sick all over the theater, now, do we? ~~~Xelloss: *sighs* Yes, mistress...*pops his shoulder back on* ~~~Filia: *quickly recovering*...namagomi....wait....STOP CALLING ME HIS DRAGON!!! “It’s magic. If you don’t do this right then you can’t get into their secret place.” Lina piped up. “They have lots of good foods.” Gourry said dreamily ~~~Xelloss: Ah, but do they have dragon cuisine? ~~~Lina: *practically drooling* DRAGON CUISINE?! WHERE?! ~~~Filia: *looking disgusted* Lina-san! How could you?! ~~~Luna: *snickers* We all know how much Xelloss loves his 'dragon cuisine', don't we, Zelas? ~~~Zelas: *giggles* Oh, yeah....he can't seem to get enough of the stuff.... They took five steps. Xellos looked at the map again. “OK turn around three times.” They turn around three times. Nothing happened. Filia got tired of standing. “Er was something supposed to happen?” Lina shushed her. “Shh just wait.” Filia nodded. All of a sudden the ground dropped from underneath them and they fell into a cart in on to a roller coaster. Lina and Gourry started yelling. “Whee!” ~~~Gourry: zzzzzzzzzzzz.... ~~~Luna: Well, close enough. Filia laughed “I love rides like these!”” Xellos slipped his arm around her waist and looked at her in surprise ~~~Filia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! ~~~NAMAGOMI!!!!!!!!! *whips out Mace-sama, only to find it vanish into thin air* Nani?! ~~~Els-chan: *popping in* Now, now, we can't have that, now can we? *smirks and pops out* ~~~Luna: Oh, you know she's just playing favorites. “I didn’t know you like roller coasters.” Filia grins at him as they come up on a turn “You never asked. “ She teased Xellos laughs “Maybe I didn’t… Maybe we could get together and talk?” Filia nods “Sure.” She agreed. She starts thinking to herself. ‘Oh wait did I just agree on something with my worst enemy. And another thing, I just agreed on a semi-date.’ ~~~Filia: ~~~AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH ~~~HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ~~~Lina: Geez, Filia, it's just a fic... ~~~Filia: *seething* While Xellos is thinking ‘Oh wait did I just agree on something with my worst enemy. And another thing, I just asked her on a semi-date.’ ~~~Zelas: Awww, how sweet! My little Xelly is all grown up! *giggles* ~~~Xelloss: *tries to hide under his seat, though whether in embarrassment or fear of Filia's wrath, we ~~~can't tell* Ano....Juuou-sama.... The ride went up and stopped at the top. Then went straight down. Everyone screamed and laughed then the ride just stopped and they got out. “Luna-sama! That was fun!” Lina said going over to her sister Zelas grins “Ah you made it! That’s great! Come join us.” Filia whispers to “Xellos you sound just like her.” Xellos scowls. ~~~Zelas: What's wrong, Xelloss? Don't you like my voice? ~~~Xelloss: Of course I do, Juuou-sama! ~~~Luna: Suck up. Luna looked over at them. “Hmm. What is this?” She said motioning to the arm Xellos had around Filia’s waist. “Huh? Oh nothing! Eh’hehe” Filia and Xellos jump apart. ~~~Filia: *passes out* ~~~Luna: Oh, dear....I do believe she's fainted... ~~~Lina: No shi....er...... ~~~Luna: What was that, Lina, dear? ~~~Lina: Nothing, ma'am! *scuttles closer to the still sleeping Gourry* Lina hugs Zelas “Yummy! Look at all the food you made!” Zelas laughs “Wait till you see the desserts your sister made.” Gourry eyes get big “DESSERTS?” Luna and Zelas nods. Gourry and Lina sit down immediately to start eating. ~~~Filia: @_@ ~~~Zelas: Say, Xelloss, why don't you give her a kiss and try to wake her up? ~~~Xelloss: N...nani? Zelas looks up “Oh come on and join us Filia… Xellos… We have plenty of foods.” Luna nods “Yes we have ice cream too.” She watches Xellos get a smile on his face Filia looks at the food “Well I don’t normally eat this type of food…” Zelas looks at her innocently “What type of food do you normally eat?” ~~~Els-chan: *pops back in* MAZOKU BURGERS!!! YAY!!!! *vanishes* ~~~Everyone (who's conscious): *blink blink* ~~~Zelas: What in Phibby's realm was that? “Well I don’t normally eat.” Luna offers her some food. “Well try it. It’s good.” Filia takes a bite. “Hmm. Hey it’s good!” ~~~Zelas: Say, Xelloss, speaking of Filia...why haven't you woken her up yet? ~~~Xelloss: *sweatdropping* Ano...Juuou-sama.... ~~~Zelas: *getting scary do-as-I-say-dammit look on her face* ~~~Xelloss: *suppressing a sigh and, seemingly, a blush* Yes, mistress....*gulps and leans towards Filia* Xellos took a bite out of some chicken. “Since when could you cook?” Luna answered for her. “She’s always been able to cook.” Xellos looked confused. “You never told me that.” Filia warned him. “Xellos…” ~~~Filia: *wakes up to find Xelloss' face millimeters from hers* AAAHHHH!!! NAMAGOMI!!!! ~~~*punches him hard enough to send him flying into the far wall of the theater* ~~~Zelas & Luna: *disappointed sighs as Xelloss peels himself off the wall and returns to his seat* Lina and Gourry just finished their last plate. That so happened to be their 30th. Luna stood up. “Let’s play freeze tag OK?” Zelas grins “Freeze tag? I love that game” Xellos gets and uneasy feeling “Freeze tag?” Filia stood up too. “I’ll be it so Xellos will learn.” ~~~Filia: Don't come NEAR me, NAMAGOMI! Trying to take advantage of me while I was unconscious... ~~~HOW DARE YOU?!?!?! ~~~Xelloss: Oh, for the....I WAS FOLLOWING ORDERS, YOU STUPID, IGNORANT, STUCK-UP, ~~~BI..... ~~~Zelas: Language, Xelloss... ~~~Xelloss: *growls and slumps into his seat in a huff* Gourry looked worried. “Will we be able to eat our desert?” Luna nodded “Uh huh. OK Filia count to 10 then come after us. Xellos you can watch so you’ll know how to play.” Filia closes her eyes “1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… 9… 10! Ready or not here I come.” She looks around to see who is closer to her ~~~Xelloss: *smirks* Ha, this must be an AU fic...we all know Fi-chan can't count that high in real life... Lina screeched. “Eeek! Gourry! She’s coming after you! Run!” “Huh? Oh yeah!” Gourry looked confused then ran away. Filia changes direction towards Luna. Then slips into Lina’s direction and tags her so she is frozen. ~~~Lina: Did that sentence make any sense? ~~~Luna: Yes. Yes, it did. ~~~Lina:....oh...... “Someone un-tag me!” Lina yelled Gourry runs to her defense but Filia tags him too. “Jellyfish for brains.” Lina mutters Xellos laughs “So Filia!” Filia runs after Zelas, who teleports. Filia frowned “It’s not fair to teleport Zelas” ~~~Xelloss: And just what is wrong with teleporting Zelas? I'm sure Zelas doesn't mind being teleported.... ~~~Zelas: Actually, I prefer to teleport myself rather than have someone else do it for me... Luna grins “I never saw that in the rule book.” Filia grins... and evil grin “OK fine. Freeze Arrow!” She freezes Luna and Zelas at one time Luna and Zelas whine “Hey no fair!” Filia puts up the victory sign. “The champion is Filia! Yatta!” Xellos claps hands “Impressive.” ~~~Xelloss: Yes, it is quite impressive that Filia learned to count to ten. ~~~Filia: Grrrr......"Life is wonderful! Life is marvelous!" ~~~Xelloss: Oh, shi... ~~~Zelas: Crap! Someone stop her! (looking very ill) Luna, Zelas, Lina and Gourry walk over to them. Zelas asked Filia “Where did you learn to play so good? “ “I used to play it all the time. But anyway, I did capture you all and you didn’t have time to un-freeze the other so who is going to be it?” Filia answered Zelas looked at the purple-haired mazoku. “Xellos? You up for it?” Xellos frowns. “Wait I still don’t get it.” Filia sighs. “Xellos, Xellos, Xellos.” She tsked ~~~Filia: I always knew you were slow, but this takes the cake... ~~~Xelloss: And just what is THAT supposed to mean, FI-CHAN?! ~~~Filia: DON'T CALL ME FI-CHAN!!! ~~~Luna: And so it begins again... “The person that is ‘it’ tags the other plays and they are frozen. The other players can un-freeze them but if they get frozen three times then they are out and they are it.” She explained Xellos smacked his fist in his hand. “Yaah! I get it!” Filia rolls her eyes. “Finally! I though I was going to have to smack some sense into you” ~~~Filia: Personally, I would've done that anyway. How OOC of me... “OK Ready set go! 1… 2… 3… 4… 5… 6… 7… 8… 9…10…!” He looks around ~~~Xelloss: I am slowly going crazy, 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14... ~~~Lina: (clasps a hand over Xelloss' mouth) Can it. Lina sticks out tongue. “You can’t catch me Xelly!” Xellos teleports to Lina and tags her. Lina frowns. “Meany!” Filia teleports and un-freezes Lina. Then runs while Xellos is trying to catch her. Zelas whispers to Luna “Keep going and going and going…” Luna watches Xellos and Filia. “Bam!” She said making in x with her index fingers. Filia slips and falls through a tunnel with Xellos following her. They end and Xellos falls on top of her. ~~~Filia: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! ~~~Luna: Y'know, Filia, you really need to relax... “Where did Filia and Xelly go?” Lina asked. “Oh they just wanted to be alone for a while.” Zelas winked at Luna. ~~~Filia: (makes strangling noises) ~~~Xelloss: (stares wide-eyed at the screen) ~~~Zelas and Luna: (snicker) “Yeah so lets have fun!” Luna laughed. Filia looked up to see Xellos on her “Get off me Baka Namagomi.” Xellos looked down at her. “Huh?” Filia: Where are we? She looks around a green tropical forest Xellos gets up. “I wonder if they have ice cream.” Filia glares at Xellos. Xellos looks innocent. “What? I didn’t get any.” Xellos starts thinking. ~~~Filia: That must hurt. ~~~Gourry: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... ‘She looks good when she is mad. She has such nice lips’ He says aloud “OK well we got to find our way.” Filia nods. “Uh huh.” Silence. “Can’t you teleport?” Xellos shakes his head “Uh no.” Filia looks curious. “How do you know? You didn’t try.” Xellos sweatdropped. “Yes I did.” Filia growls “And you planned on teleporting out of here and leaving me here?” Xellos pouts “Er yes?” Filia pulls her mace out of her arm jewelry. “Argh! I hate you!” ~~~Filia: AGAIN WITH THE ARM JEWELRY!!! ~~~Luna: My, my...aren't we touchy? Xellos tries to dodge the mace. “Filia, ow, calm down. Ow I would have came back for you.” Filia stares at him angrily. “Don’t mind me. I’m going alone. You find your own way out.” ~~~Filia: So there! ~~~Xelloss: Oh, why don't you just grow up?! You're such a pathetic... ~~~Filia: WHO ARE YOU CALLING PATHETIC?! ~~~Lina: (ignoring them as they continue to fight) So, how many more parts do we have to this? ~~~Zelas: Six, I think.... ~~~Luna: (sighs) Six more parts of putting up with the two of them? I don't think I'm gonna make it... ~~~Gourry: zzzzzzzzzz.....
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