~~~"Filia and Xelloss: Time Travelers" ~~~~Another MST by Els-chan ~~~Featuring: ~~~Xelloss Metallium ~~~Filia Ul Copt ~~~Lina Inverse ~~~Gourry Gabriev ~~~Luna Inverse ~~~Zelas Metallium ~~~Disclaimer: The only character I own is Els-chan. That's it. ~~~WARNING: I'm not really sure where this will go yet, so there's not much I can write here... ~~~but I will warn you, I tend to be quite the X/F shipper, so...Oh, and no flaming please. It's ~~~kinda stupid to flame an MST anyway, don't you think? I mean, if I went around sayin' I was ~~~emporer just 'cause some watery bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! ....on that ~~~note, I don't own Monty Python, either. Oh, and this fic belongs to Filia Mettallium. Yep, yep, yep. Good ~~~writer, too...go read some of her other stuff. Hmmm...maybe this should be in the disclaimer... ~~~(We find our reviewers gathered in a rather cramped theatre. Not surprisingly, Els-chan is ~~~speaking to a relatively...disgruntled audience.) ~~~Els-chan : AHEM!!! Could we quiet down PLEASE?! *everyone else in the theatre promptly shuts ~~~their mouths* Thank you. Today, we will be reviewing a lovely fanfic... ~~~ALL: *groans* ~~~Els-chan : AHEM! ...called "Xelloss and Filia: Time Travelers". I'll give each of you three ~~~guesses as to what anime it's based on. *dead silence. tumbleweed rolls by and crickets ~~~chirp*.................................Fine, then on with the fic. And don't try anything destructive, because it ~~~won't work. I sealed all your magics, powers, etc. when you came in! Behave yourselves!!! *vanishes* ~~~ALL: *groans as the lights go out* Girl 1: So youre sure you dont have anything for Xellos to do at the moment? Girl 2: Yep Im sure... but how do you know that Filia will listen to you? ~~~Xelloss: Oooh, it's started already... ~~~Lina:....*cowering in fear from her sister, conveniently positioned to her right* ~~~Luna: *turns to face her sister* Something wrong? ~~~Lina: *shakes her head hard enough to give a normal person whiplash* O-of course not... Girl 1: Easy. She knows who I am. Of course shell listen. ~~~Zelas: Who is supposed to be the speaker, anyway? And how do they know my Xelloss? And that ~~~dragon girl? ~~~Filia: *looking perturbed at being stuck in the same room with not only Xelloss, but his ~~~master, too* Maybe that's supposed to add to the 'mystery' of it or something...although I ~~~really don't think it's working very well... ~~~Zelas: Why, I do believe you may be right, my dear... ~~~Filia: *muttering something under her breath about being stuck in a cramped theatre with both ~~~Xelloss and his mistress and how she will pay Els-chan back for this disgrace later* Girl 2: Cool. Im going to videotape this. Itll be lots of fun watching this over and over. ~~~Lina: *blink* ~~~Filia, Luna, and Zelas: *blink blink* ~~~Gourry: What's a videotape? ~~~All: *loud groans* ~~~Luna: Not another AU fic...I swear, I can't stand it... ~~~Els-chan: *pops back in* I never said that it was an AU fic...*vanishes again* ~~~All: *more groans* Girl 1: your crazy. Now I see why we are best friends. Girl 2: Of course! So lets get to work! ~~~All:....... ~~~Luna: Wait, is that it? ~~~Lina: Well, that was kind of pointless... ~~~Xelloss: Hey, at least we're done... ~~~Filia: *glares* ~~~Xelloss: What? ~~~Filia: Now you've just gone and jinxed everything! Baka! Namagomi!!! ~~~Zelas: *raises an eyebrow* This is how you let her talk to you? *snickers* ~~~Lina: Well, it doesn't matter...let's just get out of here while we still can! *grabs Gourry ~~~and makes a mad dash for the door...only to find it locked* What the...I thought she said we ~~~could go as soon as it was...oh, no.... ~~~Els-chan: *reappears, giggling* That's right, my little friends...we still have another part ~~~to go! Nine more, in fact.... ~~~All: *groans* ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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