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MASOCHIST SONG
	~Els-chan

A/N:  Just a little song parody...based on Monty Python's Lumberjack Song.
DISCLAIMER:  I really don't own much of anything here...not The Slayers, not Monty Python....wow, sucks to be me.  And, please, don't try this at home.
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Xelloss:
	I'm a masochist, and I'm okay
	I'm bound by night and I'm whipped by day
All 5 Mazoku Lords:
	He's a masochist and he's okay
	He's bound by night and he's whipped by day
Xelloss:
	I slit my wrists, I spank myself
	I go to the lavatory (what?  we all have to go...)
	On Wednesdays I wear stockings
	And I burn myself with glee
The 5 Mazoku Lords:
	He slits his wrists, he spanks himself
	He goes to the lavatory
	On Wednesdays he wears stockings
	And he burns himself with glee
	He's a masochist and he's okay
	He's bound by night and he's whipped by day
Xelloss:
	I slit my wrists, I drink the blood
	I like to watch my dragon
	I watch her through her window
	While she takes care of her son
Mazoku Lords:
	He slits his wrists, he drinks the blood
	He likes to watch his dragon	
	He watches her through her window 
	While she takes care of her son?!
	He's a masochist, and he's okay
	He's bound by night and he's whipped by day
Xelloss:
	I slit my wrists, I wear a tail
	Complete with Mace-sama
	I wish I'd been a dragon
	Just like my dear Fi-chan
Mazoku Lords: 
	He slits his wrists, he wears a tail
	Complete with Mace-sama?!
         (talking)
	What's this?  Wants to be a dragon?  Oh, my! And I thought you were so demonic!  Fruitcake!
         (singing)
	He's a masochist and he's okay
	He's bound by night and he's whipped by day
	He's a masochist and he's okaaaaaaaay
	He's bound by night and he's whipped by day