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| DO YOUR EARS HANG LOW? |
| Do your ears hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in a bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your ears hang low? Some other fun verses: Yes, my ears hang low Yes, they wobble to and fro I can tie them in a knot I can tie them in a bow I can throw them over my shoulder Like a continental soldier Yes, my ears hang low! Do your teeth hang out? Do they rub against your snout? Can you use them like a pick? Can you take them in and out? Can they do the boogie woogie Like they do in any movie? Do your teeth hang out? Yes, my teeth hang out…. Do your ears hang high? Do they reach up to the sky? Do they drip when they’re wet Do they stand up when they’re dry? Can you signal to your neighbor With a minimum of labor? Do your ears hang high? Do your ears flip, flop? Can you use ‘em for a mop? Are they stringy at the bottom? Are they curly on the top? Can you use ‘em for a swatter? Can you use ‘em for a blotter? Do your ears flip flop? You can never change your nature That is quite beyond your reach If you’re born to be a lemon You can never be a peach But the law of compensation, This good lesson tries to teach You can always squeeze a lemon But you cannot squeeze a peach! |