SONGS
I'M A NUT
I知 a little acorn round
Lying on the cold, hard ground
Everybody steps on me
That is why I知 cracked, you see.

CHORUS:
I知 a nut, I知 a nut
I知 a nut, I知 a nut, I知 a nut

Called myself on the telephone
Just to see if I was home
Asked myself out on a date
Picked me up at half past eight

CHORUS

Took myself to a picture show
Sat me down in the very first row
Put my arms around my waist
Got so fresh I slapped my face

CHORUS

I知 so nutty, I don稚 know
Why the squirrels love me so
I知 descended from an oak
Nuts to you, and that痴 no joke

CHORUS
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