SONGS |
TARZAN |
Tarzan Was swinging on a rubber band Tarzan Fell into a frying pan Ooh, that’s hot Now Tarzan has a tan Jane Was flying in her airplane Jane Crashed into a freeway lane Ooh, that hurts Now Jane has a pain Now Tarzan has a tan Cheetah Was rockin’ to the beat-a Cheetah Got eaten by a Meeba Ooh, that’s gross Now Cheetah is Velveeta Now Jane has a pain Now Tarzan has a tan Now this song has an end 1.… 2.… 3.… TARZAN! optional verses: Tiff Was going out with Biff Tiff took a whiff of Biff Now Tiff doesn’t like Biff Shamu Was swimming in the ocean blue Crashed into a red canoe Now Shamu’s gonna sue Monkey Was swinging from tree to tree Got stung by a bumblebee Now Monkey is so funky King Tut Doing the Egyptian strut Fell into a rut Now Tut’s on his butt Charlie Was riding on his Harley Charlie Crashed into Bob Marley Now Charlie’s not so gnarly |
*a “repeat after me” song |