subject: Leave trishba alone!
message: you seb! I love the site, but sthe tirsha thing is just mean. whats she ever do to you huh?!?! she si very tallented, so jsut leve her alone!
ok. good for you. can you spell trisha right next time? thanks. next we have this little charmer:
Email adress: ***@Aol.com
subject: trisha
message: look, I understand that this is a comedic website, and that is meant to ammuse, but seriously, I think your obsession with trisha godard is a little unhealthy. mabye you should just let it go. mabye you actually like her alot, and our just trying to atract her attention. it probably wont work, and I dont think you are ever going to meet her, so just let it go. sorry to Have taken up your time.
goodbye
Richard
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! oh my god, I think my sides just split! what a tool. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!
I think I died. and to answer your question richard, I dont love trisha. I hate her with every fiber in my body. and I once I tried councelling, and the counciller tried to make me see good things about trisha, but he couldnt think of any good things about her and now he is my life partner. true story.
NEEEEEEXXXXXT!
Email adress: *******@yahoo.com
subject: hmmm......
Message: seb, listen. im VERY anrgy with you, RE: your trisha page. Just fucking get over yourself. not everyone cares what you think about things, so just leave it! trisha is a very tallented (and trained) counciller, so please, fucking get off your high horse and either stop writing about trisham or you will lose a reader of your page, and considering your low counter count, you need every reader you can get!
ok. wow. I will lose a reader of my page? oh no!! I guess that means I will have 99 readers instead of 100. damm! and if you think 99 readers is not alot, this is only a geocites, and I have done no promotion, so.....basicly, what im trying to say is that your mum was a dirty whore. go away.
time for annother big splash of trisa love
Email:*******@Aol.com
subject: fuck you asshole!
message: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE! TRISHA IS ON TV, AND WHAT ARE YOU? A WRITER FOR SOME DUMBASS COMEDY SITE! I BET YOU JACK OFF TO GAY PORN YOU LOSER, SO WHY DONT YOU GO AND DO THAT RIGHT NOW INSTEAD OF WRITING???? YOUR SITE IS RUBBISH! HAHAHAHAHAH! AND YOU HAVE TAKEN TIME TO READ MY EMAIL! HAHAHAHAH
annother guy with a broken caps lock, but at least this guy is on my wavelength. he actually addmits that the time I took to read his email is time I will never get back! thanks alot! I really apreciate it! and by the way what is wrong with me jacking off to gay porn? Im not gay, but every now and then, I do enjoy to stroke myself while two men do the same on my telebox, and I bet that you do the same. mabye we could join up and have a little non-gay man sex????!!!??! oh yes! please, we could have tea, and cakes and mabye some drinks! please, email me back with your contact details, and then we can have a sexy date!
More? hell yes
email: *********@hotmail.com
subject: trisha
message: fuck you
short and to the point. I got at least 12 more emails like this, all just two words, you know the thing: fuck off, you wanker, piss of, rodger moore is engraved on my heart, the normal shit.