note: please dont sue me, I dont have any money. or any legs, but thats annother matter so please, just dont sue me, im just a poor lowly baby, born and raised in a cattle shed. so just let me enjoy my site. please? thanks in advance.
your pal
orion.
the president is a robot
john kerry is a robot
bob hope isnt dead
elton john is a secret warcraft player
the whole cast of eastenders robbed me of my sannity
simon cowel once saw me naked
I created batman
the president doesnt like me
osama bin larden once won the eruovision song contest
jack black loves me
spider man was played by jim cary
butter is actually a mixture of my ass
james bond was my idea
mike oldfield is my gay lover
trisha has wings
bill gates is a secret lemmonade drinker
lee harvey oswold shot me in the head once
vin diesel is made of cake
the atomic bomb is made of atoms
tony blair was once an amercian football player
trisha
trisha
matt groaning is called matt groaning, because he groans during sex
iraq is located halfway between never-never land and narnia
jesus created his own computer operating system
the rock got into wrestling, because he enjoys looking at other men in thier underwear
arnold schwazaneger once tried to talk to me, but he couldnt find my nummber ANYWHERE
lowtax is my mother
the creators of Grand theft auto, are all crack addicts
peter pan is based on my own childhood
fern coten is shaven down below
delia smith has a special claw
the inventor of the light bulb stole my idea
new zealend is really just a huge lump of candy
keanu reaves is a really a giant cat
the queen doesnt need to be saved
god cant touch me
eminem is black
I am a very mature and normal man
NOW LETZ GET SUED!