(guest staring the band linken park
"your so evil Mr sausage. I wish you would just go away." said murcury man.
"fuck off," said Mr sausage, "I will preform evil experiments on you, and then I will take that truck load of imagrents I stole and send them off to mexico, TRAMP CAPITAL OF THE WORLD!" hahahahahahahahahahaha. hah ha...HAH! haha."
"Oh god no, not mexico, TRAMP CAPITAL OF THE WORLD!" said murcury man.
"oh god yes, mexico, TRAMP CAPITAL OF THE WORLD" said Mr sausage."
after a while, it turned out that the Mr sausage was actually MURCURY MAN'S UNCLE!
wicked eh? you SOOO didnt see that comming. god im good. I should send this off to marvel, and get it published, and get money, and get laid. asshole.
anyway, Murcury man deciced that as Mr sausage was his uncle, he could not kill him with his murcury laser. so instead Murcury man ran off to save the imagrents in the truck, on there way to mexico, TRAMP CAPITAL OF THE WORLD!
as he stood on the bridge that went over the top of this motorway, He saw the big ass truck full of imagrent kids. he could see the kids in the van with his special murcury vision. it was well good, because all the kids...LOOK AT THEM FUCKING ASS!
the kids were in the van. pablo, the eldest was the leader.
"so my fellow imagrent friends, lets find a way out of this truck," said pablo, "mabye we can use our legs, to bite through the truck, and get out of the truck, and run away from the truck, or somthing?"
the bully of the imagrent kids, Pablo's arch nemasis, chazpailo, smacked pablo in the head.
"shut up rimwad. I have a much better plan. plus, its only 105 days until that damn system of the down concert, so just lets get the fuck out of here."
"well what's your plan then chazpaiio?" said pablo?
"well my plan is we just phone Linken park (because this chapter guest stars them you SEE? THATS THE TWIST!!!!!!!1111) and then everything will be dandy."
"wow, thats a damn good idea chazpailo," said pablo, "will you preform an act of oral love on me?
"no" said chazpailio, "you sick fuck. I dont do men."
"Hey" said linken park, as they bashed there way into the van, "we're linken park, and we hate ilegal imagration! thats why we came to save you, and all your imagrent friends!"
the lead singer of linken park extended a hand to the imagrent children, just as mucury man landed on his head. (hahahahha! linken park suck! lol!!!!!!11 PML!!!!!!!111111)
"oh yay!" said pablo, "its murcury man! he is here to save the day! wicked!"
"murcury man threw linken park into the floor, and just smacked them about a bit, before rescuing the kids.
as the truck crashed into an orpahnage, murcury man and the kids stood back and laughed at the destruction they had caused.
"oh murcury man," said all the kids together, "what can we do the repay you sir?"
"well how much cash do you have to start with?" said murcury man.
"loads mucury man! tons!" they said.
"WRONG ANSWER!" said murcury man, throwing pablo into a lake, "now the rest of you get to live!"
"phew said the kids."
"ONLY JOKING!" said murcury man, and he mowed down the kids with his murcury gun, reducing the kids to ash and blood, and flesh, and beards, and imagrent juice.
oh, but chazpailio lived, because he had the sence to duck, not like the other assholes."
"hey chazilio, whens that System of a down concert?"
"105 days murcury man!"
"well lets wait till then. you can be my friend!" said murcury man!
"isnt it odd to be friends with kids?"
"shut up and get in the car," said murcury man.