the do's and dont's of realtionshipos!

im a webmaster, so I have the experince to write on relationshipos. the fact that girls activly go 50 miles out of their way to avoid me is no factor. I have gather tips together that I think will make your relationships work. trust me, im a webmaster.

do not do's

do's

draw a picture of yourself having sex with a former lover and give it to them shoot them with a dart gun to get them into bed regail them with stories about your final hours as a waiter give them gifts sing them songs watch TV with them engage in rolplay with them, pretend you are the maid and they are the master of the house go to parties with them have sex with them stroke them and cuddle them go on holiday with them eat romantic meals with them laugh about how funny love is slide your hand down there pants ask them to live with you share memories with them write your phone nummber down so they wont forget it

draw a picture of THEM having sex with a former lover and give it to them shoot them with a real gun to get them into bed regail them with stories about your continuing hours as a sex offender give them AIDS sing them confessions of your time as a pedophile watch them 24 hours a day from your secret CCTV camaras engage in rolplay with them, pretend you are the rapist, and they are the dead body go to funeral parties with them have sex without them beat the fuck out of them go on holiday with them trapped in your basement eat them laugh about how funny death is slide your hands down there freshly butcherd corpse ask them to live with your dead mother crack there head open and try to find the memories carve your nummber on the inside of thier liver, so they wont forget it