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		so yesterday, I was hacking up a small child, when I had a mindblowing idea: get on the trisha show, and shout cock at trisha or somthing. so, I found the nummber of ITV, dialed it into telephone, and waited for a reply: ITV: hello your through to ITV. how may I help you? Me: is trisha there? ITV: what? Me: Is trisha there, I want to speak to trisha. I wanna be on the trisha show. ITV: ok then, well you need to ring channel 5. Me: what? why? ITV: well she presents on ITV now. trisha no longer works at this channel. Me: WHOA! what the? you serious? ITV: of course. Me: goodbye then! ITV: what I dont... (hang up did I) WHOA! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? FIRST THE BERLIN WALL CAME DOWN, NOW THIS! well, I did some digging, and I found this on the channel five website:
			and there she is. judas. on channel five. or five as they call it. well, it would have been better if It was on ITV, but I was still determined to get on the trisha show. (oh and point of intrest: its called the "trisha goddard show" now its on Five) hmmm...she looks diffrent somehow. hmmm...mabye its not her! mabye its some sort of trisha clone! I had to find out. so what better way then to ring Five. Five: hello your through to Five. my name is david, how may I help you. Me: hello there. I would like to be on the trisha goddard show. Five: right. you mean like...in the audience? Me: no. Five: oh. well then... Me: I want to be on the stage, in the chairs, you know a guest! Five: Oh (finaly the moron gets it) Me: yeah. so....come on then. Five: right, ok. well you do actually need annother nummber. Me: shit. Five: what? Me: well I rang ITV first of all. Five: (laughs like cock) right ok. Me: whats so funny david? Five: (completly and utterly ignores me) so trisha gives out a nummber on the show, and that.. Me: trisha gives out this nummber? Five: yes. Me: so the nummber your about to give me would be trisha's nummber? Five: (again, laughs like a tosser. I hate this guy) yes I guess it would be. Me: goody Five: right ok then. now do you have a pen? Me: no I dont, im sorry. Five: ok then. Me: well hang on then. I will go and get one. Five: fine. (5-6 minuites later) Five: hello?
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