Euology for Seddonism
by Ashley Amos

Seddonism – that URE showcase packed with fun and games, puns and fare embodied by Mr Mark Seddon. Tom Davies has help[ed out too (“bring the pain”) with his dramatic entances on mike, and Salford Stunner Alex Berry- picked for the best swivel chair under the Devonshire House stairway- has proved there’s more to the North than flat caps and rugby league.

I, Ashley Amos, began my journey to Exepose/ URE greatness on this marvellous marathon of mellow laughs back in October. How could I have failed following Mark’s meaty newsroom challenges, culminating in “Ashley’s Random Walk”. My corporeal frame trembles at memories of the Dr Seus purity test; a fest of hilarity for which the Seddon brand acquired its guilt edge.

Now, Mr Seddon must leave us for pastures new (hope the grass is good) where he will no doubt impress. URE’s Mark Seddon- URE (you’re) the best and will never be bettered.