Brought to you by popular demand - a Rabbit Island exclusive! Photographs!

Here is a photograph of Rabbit Island founder Jesse Sweeney while vacationing on Mackinac Island. If you look to the upper right of his left shoulder, you will clearly see a UFO.

Here is Mr. Sweeney hanging out with his cousin, Erin Sweeney, softball player and triple secret agent for the CIA! (Notice the secret noogie-head shake.)

Here is Mr. Sweeney with Ernie the "canman" Canman. A true freedom fighter, Ernie has a bachelors degree in zoology from Michigan State University and helped train the Nicaraguan Sandanista paramillitary death squads 1982. Don't be fooled by his apparrel - this mo fo is an expert in ninjitsu!

Here's a photo of Mr. Sweeney at age 3. In this picture he is listening to the Nixon Watergate tapes.

This is a photograph of Mr. Sweeney's late paternal great-grandmother. In this picture she is getting' ready to give him a whuppin.

This is a photo of Mr. Sweeney in front of the Blue Ridge mountains in western Virginia, getting ready to meet Confederate General Stonewall Jackson head on in the battle of Winchester!

This is a photograph of some of Mr. Sweeny's maternal first cousins. All of them worked for several years under the Noriega regieme of Panama smuggling drugs to Miami and Los Angeles..

Ah! Fishing in Florida is a great way to spend Spring Break. Here, Mr. Sweeney poses with his uncle Dennis. Mr. Sweeney's hat is from Mendano of Paris, $1,230 and his uncle Dennis Sweeney's hat is from Torrani of New York, $1,540. Fishing gear for the straight steer!