By Bill Beckwith-Talisman

ENLIGHTENMENT # 1

(Here is a copy of Bill's first email entitled 'Being a Loser'. Bill claims it is "full of clues" in his next enlightenment. Can you find them?)


billy-bob, sept 12 - just after lunch The Ombudsman stuff didn't do anything for me -- it all ended up being an advisor error. None-the-less, I'm here in E.Landing for a few more months. I have a graphic design class that meets every tues. @ 7:00 pm and I have a photography class wed. and fri. at 8:00 am (zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!!). The worst part of the photo class is that we cannot have food or drink in the photolab, this includes coffee!!!!). Sometimes I wonder how long it will be untill I just fall over and start snoring right there in the middle of class. Well, as we speek, or at least as I write, to really fat guys named chuck and bruno, with butt-crack a showin', are dilivering a hide-a-bed couch to my cozy little domicile. I just can't wait to sleep in a bed tonight!!!!!! the floor is getting harder by the night. It was fun having you along for the weekend in Flint, you should hop on the bus again. Weekend after next(22, 23 & 24th) a bunch of us are going to Chicago for the weekend, you are nore than welcome ( if you think you have the stamina to last untill 4am at the bars!!!) Just kidding!!! It will be a very fun weekend. Well I've wasted about a half an hour at work writing to you (not that I'm comlaining) so I'm going to stop babbeling.


Hey, sometime this term, I would like to have you and your whole musical ontorage over. I would like you to assist me in laying down some funk-tracks on tape.( just to se what I can do.)


ok knucklefuker we'll get a hold of you sometime- The REAL Bill

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