Mr. Sweeney's Controversial Links
None of these links go to web pages with violent or offensive material. Mr. Sweeney wishes to assure all visitors that these links are fit for the children of southern Christian right-wing evangelical fundamentalists. These links are dedicated to my friend Emily who is one of my biggest fans. Emily saved my cat from drowning several years back and I have since forgiven her.
The Mytrailerpark page! (You MUST see this page if you're serious about dating in the new millennium.)
Great Lakes Ship locator (Click here to find out which ships are sailing on the Great Lakes at this time. Perfect for pirates and ore theives.)
Mulletsgalore (It's funny, that's what it is.)
Candian Nationalist Page (These folks want to take over the world, but can they take their coins back first?)
Boatnerd (Great lakes shipping. Can you say boaty call?)
Mark Hershey's Web Page (Chicken aerodynamics is not discussed here.)
The Police Abuse Page (Ever been pulled over because you were black? I haven't but you gotta love this web page.)
The Live Ant Farm Page (My favorite page. Watch ants doing what they do best live, 24 hours a day!)
Gadiel.Com (Fraternity brother, Phish fan, web design professional.)
Tim.Com (Next door neighbor - an iconoclast with a penchant for escapism!)
The First Church of Jesus Christ, Elvis (Someone is going to pay for this.)
The Weather Channel (A great page. I spend hours here every day.)
Intellicast (If I'm having a bad day, this page makes me smile and think "maybe people ARE inherently good.")
Poopets (This is what happens when the Amish people are exposed to too much technology, too soon.)
CNN (The propaganda machine of the State. Notice how they fail to mention anything about what Butros-Butros Gali is doing these days.)
Dutch Flowers (This page would make Gennifer Flowers blush.)
Duckdown (A page for hip-hop fans.)
Internet Chess Club (Download and play chess with people from all over the world - for free!)
Innocent Inanimate Object Gallery (For all of you who hate grapefruit...)
Worst of the Web (Ha ha this page is so cwazy!)
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals
The Cato Insitutute (Thought provoking.)
Kay County Patriots (An interesting militia web page.)
Moaist International Movement (Uh oh! By having THIS link on my web page I'm sure to be on a CIA list.)
Winslow Homer (A great American painter. There are other paintings at this site as well.)
The Love Page (Nothing but trouble here.)
Joe Nesari's Web Page (He's a mack daddy if I ever knew one.)
Brian Gordon's Web Page (He is a true Jedi Knight.)
The Heavens Gate Mirror Site (Just do it!)
ESPN (I saved the best for last!)
Holy sheep!
