Hello! This section is dedicated to my old friends Mike and Jeff Lucas, who I have been trying to track down. I went to high school with them and worked with them at AMC Elmwood Plaza 8 Theaters. Their parents and sister know where they are, but they won’t tell me. Their parents and sister won’t return my phonecalls or emails, so I’m putting this web page out there in hopes that they might find it and contact me.

This is Mike Lucas with his dog, Sunny. He is now a film maker. We graduated from Lansing Sexton high school together in 1992. We smoked a lot of reefer together in college. One night we were high and we listened to that Pink Floyd song Dark Side of the Moon. I ran out of the dorm and back home because I thought I was being chased by giant Raisinettes.

This is a picture of Alysa Lucas, Mike Lucas’ sister with Jeff Lucas. Lisa worked at the MSU library for a while. I saw her there and told her I’d write her email concerning getting in touch with her brothers. I wrote her three emails but she has not responded. I looked up her number and called her, but she did not call me back. I met Jeff in high school too. He used to listen to Depeche Mode and New Order. When he worked at the movie theater with his brother Mike, and me, he used to trap flies in his hand and put them in a straw. Then he would put the strawed fly in the microwave and turn it on high heat.

This is a photo of Mike and Jeff's parents from 1969! Mike's mom, Nancy, works at the MSU library. I think that's how Alysa got the job, but I'm not sure. My mom's name is Nancy too. So you'd think that Nancy Lucas would give me Mike and Jeff's contact information, but for some reason, she will not return my phone calls. As for Mike and Jeff's dad, James Lucas, his phone number is unlisted. He did this so that crackpots wouldn't be able to call him.

That gave me an idea. Maybe I could look in google for more pictures of Jeff and Mike Lucas, so you might recognize them. I went to Google/Images, and typed in 'Jeff Lucas', but this isn't the Jeff Lucas that I know.

Neither is this.

Or this. Jeff Lucas was never into teaching the word of Jesus

I did the same thing for Mike Lucas, but this isn't the REAL mike Lucas! this is the member of some band called The Rockets. I went to their web page. The Rockets are horrible! I read the biography of the man who stole my friend's name, and I vowed never to download their stuff from Kazaa.

This isn't Mike, but I could use that hair to scrub those hard to clean dishes.

I tried to find a photo on google of Brian Buehler, my good friend and former manager at AMC Elmwood Plaza 8 Theaters in Lansing, Michigan. I stumbled upon this photo when I typed that in the 'images' database. None of these individuals are Brian. However, if you know Mike or Jeff Lucas or you ARE Mike or Jeff Lucas, give me a call.