2. In addition to "wail" and "yelp", your siren also plays "Freebird".
3. Your attack stradegy "DOES" include urinating on the fire.
4. You've ever smoked a cigarette while wearing a SCBA.
5. You've ever had to repair bullet holes in your tanker.
6. You're "light" truck only carries beer.
7. Your station has a mail pouch tobacco sign painted on it.
8. You know how to roll a dash using a hay hook.
9. Your pager is big enough to use as a wheel chock.
10. You've ever used a difibrillator to bring worms up to the surface
for goin' fishing after the run.
11. Your turn out gear was made by grandma.
12. Your first lightbar was a flashlight taped to the roof of your car.
13. Your rehab sector serves grits.
14. Your mapbook has only one road listed.
15. Every once in a while, everyone shows up on scene, but no one went by
to get the truck.
16. A "Controlled Burn" dispatch is actually a code word for a Bar-B-Que
that someone is having so you all can get away from the wives for a
while.
17. Dispatch has ever said the phrase "Ya'll cant miss it!"
18. You fill your air bottles at the local gas stations "Free Air" hose.
19. Your stations hot tub is a pick-up truck bed with an 1 3/4" stuck in the
side and set on fog.