You know you are at a Ghetto party when.......
1. Some of the guest didn't bring a gift, but brought extra
Uninvited kids.
2. When the cake says "Happy Birthday Pookie" instead of the
child's name.
3. The party is at Chuck E Cheese but they brought their own food, cake, etc.
4. It's a child's party but there are more grown-ups than children.
5. It's De'Vonte's 1st Birthday and the party food is BBQ and Daiquiris.
6. Instead of playing pin the tail on the donkey, they have a "Back That Ass Up" contest.
7. They don't sing Happy Birthday instead everyone is chanting "Go Man Man, It's Your Birthday".
8. There are twenty kids at the party but no parents. They got
dropped off.
9. The party was over at 5:00, it's 8:00 and somebody's kid is
still there.
10. Instead of Loot bags, the party favors are in Zip-Lock baggies.
11. The birthday cake is Red Velvet.
12. The invitations said Pizza Party, you get there and it's frozen Tony's party pizza being served.
13. The host calls someone who's on their way and tells them to stop and get some ice.
14. The guest start arriving and you disappear to get ready.
15. You buy some food stamps from your cousin to buy the party food.
16. You hear someone tell the birthday child "I am going to get
you something next week when I get paid".
17. The party wasn't planned, the birthday child just went outside and said "Mama said I getting ready to have a Birthday Party, Come On"
18. All the kids at the party have on new clothes that they got
just for the party.
19. You have to hold on to the plate that you ate your food on to eat your cake.
20. Someone calls and says save me some cake.
21. Guest are wrapping up cake to take to mama 'nem
22. The baby daddy shows up with all his Boyz and you start fear, there will be a Drive-By.
23. The party music is coming from the trunk of someone's car.
24. The birthday child is dressed from head to toe in Bootleg Tommy and Bling Blinging
25. The party is over and all the kids get sent to the other room so that the Grown-ups can do their Thang.
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