WHAT IS THE SYNOD HORRENDA?

Well, to answer that, we have to first explain what the original Synod Horrenda was. In the Year of Their Lord, 896 C. E., a trial was held in Rome. The defendant was Pope Formosus, and the fact that he was dead had little bearing on the proceedings. His body was dug up and propped on a throne while the reigning Pope Stephen VII ranted and raved at it. Formosus was duly convicted and his body dumped in the Tiber.

Well, how can we resist a precedent like that? Our Synod Horrenda is a group of perv magicians, working in various techs ranging from old fashioned sex magick to psionics and electronic mind-control technology, dedicated to turning the bulk of humanity into pervs like ourselves, whether they want to be or not. You see, we are convinced that bdsm is genetic, and as such, just about everyone has the gene buried away somewhere in them. It is merely a matter of matter of getting that little part of the background programming of the brain running more efficiently so that the desire element will come to the fore and overwhelm any blockages that acculturation or other factors may have put in its way. After all, why should anyone be denied the blessings of our lifestyle? We are doing them a favor and they should be grateful.

Because we have a wide and differing array of approaches, there is no one method being used. The techniques may involve invoking various gods, evoking certain demons and putting them to work, creating thoughtforms to program the bulk of the population, broadcasting porno films directly into the subconscious of a given subject. And the use of a range of tools is necessary for while everyone is immune from something, very few are immune from everything. In this way we can batter down the walls which oppose us and lead the human race to joyous decadence.

Join us. Humanity has nothing to gain but its chains. And together we shall abolish consent in our lifetime.