Insane Flash Movies

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Last Updated: June 14th \| Compiled and Maintained By: Grand Master Sensei	The weird, the wacky, the clinically insane; pretty much any flash movie that I enjoy will be here. And for all you "56Kraps" (a term I picked up while traveling through the jungles of India), these movies offer surprising length without taking up too much bandwidth. -Sensei
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Y2khai Movies: Our Newest Movie Feature is a MuchMoreMusic style biography with a few music videos for good measure. Thankfully, I lied about the MuchMoreMusic part ... but am I lying when I say that Ed the Sock will make an appearnace? Yes. Yes I am.
2002 Crappy Flash Video Awards is a segment which honors the worst of the worst terms of flash. If it's successful , you might see a 2002 Amazing Flash Video Awards Ceremony. I wouldn't hold my breath, though.
Amazing Flash Videos

"If I only had a Dame": A word of warning to those of you who have Cashmere goats up your ass; this movie is objectionable, although not nearly as objectionable as Jackass: The Movie, or even the pathetic South Park. If lewd, crude, and humour with a 'tude is what you crave (aside from driving your low-rider down 20th street), this movie shall suit your needs perfectly. I'll be the first to say that it doesn't have great lasting appeal. Its script got laughable bad at times, so I ended up watching only an estimated half of it. Not for all, but if you think Jim Carrey explosive, idiotic humour is entertaining, you'll find a scarecrow talking about future sex acts equally interesting.
The Supergreg Videogame: If we're going to go ahead and call this a videogame, we can't rightly say that it's a classical videogame. Instead, it falls in the terrible category fleshed out by FMV videogames which characterized one of the worst eras of videogaming. The age of point and click/choose your own adventure. Rather than physically controlling your characters movements, you decide which scenario they'll partake in, then you watch. In essence, that's exactly what the supergreg videogame does - except it does it so much better simply because it's supergreg. I'm going to stop complaining now.
on.to/poop -- shit at it's finest: If you harbor fond memories of on.to/poop, the once thriving online dot com, this collection of videos is for you. At the height of poop's popularity, a new intro video was being created at least once a month. Some were funny, others surprisingly dramatic, but all shared one similar quality: anal intercourse. Tomfoolery aside, we heartily recommend a visit to their section to relive the rise and fall of on.to/poop. Wheyon. Side Note: I'm disappointed at how many intros are missing from this page. The one involving AI (anal intercourse) is surprisingly missing from an otherwise complete list...
Helicopter Flash: Don't be fooled by the shoddy graphics, and primitive Gameplay--Helicopter flash is by far the most satisfying videogame I've played in years. That's saying a lot. Premise? You fly a helicopter left to right, navigating random neon green bars and hills. If you're still not impressed, give the game a try first to learn the amazing physics behind it. Then remember that this game comes with Todd's recommendation, and that the world record stands at an amazing 3500 distance points. Mine rests at around 1400 ... Todd's must be really high by now. Beat us if you can.
Mario Twins: Has Mario and his Brother Luigi ever been gayer? All sources point to no, but don't let that scare you away from this amazing flash video. With lots of voice, sounds, and shit for animation, Mario Twins nearly eclipses Nyhaigutchi's epicness. Nearly being the key word here. I received an enormous amount of feedback when I first aired Mario Twins a month ago -- namely, one letter from a concerned viewer who we shall simply call "bladebot". Like any good trekkie, he informed me that the link to Mario Twins wasn't operating properly. Thanks to his undying dedication, you may all enjoy this movie as it was meant to be viewed.	Mario Twins: Working Edition 2.0!
A Flash Rendition of Billy Joel's "We Didn't Start the Fire": created by some fan who has nothing better to do than find a picture for each line of his song. But that's not all! In addition to have a great selection of historical figures (like my best friend Stalin, pictured to your right), this flash video also has amazing quotes which you can use to help you get through your overly depressing life which involves visiting my website becuz your a ghetto thug 4 life. I'm talking to you "bladebot".
Steven Segal Returns! This weekend marks the first time in years that Steven Segal has had a new film, and if the previews show anything, it's that nothing has changed. Yes, Steven's a bit balder. Yes, he's a bit fatter, uglier, and stupider. But one thing remains constant: the gratuitous often unnecessary violence - and his whispery voice. This last video marks the end of the Steven Segal Movies. It's a bit long, and a bit tedious. Much like Stevie himself.
Asian Pride: Maybe it's the increasing number of Asian people I hang around with, or perhaps it's my Asian Mullet and the Saki talking, but I have grown to have a deep respect for the Asian Race or the Oriental type. This newest video pays tribute to all the Asian Niggas out der who are trying to make der ghetto a better place. Either ya'll find it highly racist (which it is) or you'll love it...
Steven Hawking's Christmas Album: With the holiday season fast approaching, Stephen Hawking's "It's beginning to look a lot like a geo-thermal trigonian Christmas" takes the place of much more traditional Christmas albums. Sadly, you won't see or hear his entire songs as this video is an excerpt from a Ziff-Davis TV production. "Fah. Lah. Lah. Lah lah. Lah. Lah. Lah. Lah" -Steven's voice chip is robot-like, but quite effective.
The Steven Segal Show: What do you expect me to say? This is pure genius. Pure fucking genius. The drawings, the voice, the fact that Steven Segal can kill and destroying any living or dead thing with a simple whisk of his finger (or a bolt of laser from his eyes) proves to be true and hilarious. Without a doubt, one of my all-time favourites. You won't pay a lot, but you'll get a lot!
Henry and his Funky Asian Brother Bust-A-Move in their latest pop video. No shoes, no shirts, just two asian gangstas and some background music created for the sole purpose of entertaining your pathetic little ass. (Right): "I'm about to get loc'd out on ya'll," exclaims an overly enthusiastic and half nude Henry Bi.
Star Warz Gangsta Rap: If needed more proof that the internet is about to be overthrown by Jedis and Dark Lords, this video will surely convince you once and for all. Worthy of a spot on this list for having "Yoda, why ya have to be a playa hata?". GOLDEN!
Lobster Sticks to Magnet! Jabba Jabba! Lobster Sticks to Magnet! Jabba Jabba ... what? Oh, I'm just rehearsing the lyrics to a song created by a wanna-be heavy meteal band who instead make flash videos about lobsters and their hereditary magnet sticking. Strange, short, but worth the ride.
Colin Power and George Bush sing about bombing Osama Bin Laden. This was released at a time when Americans needed some comfort and closure. Amazingly, this song filled that position quite nicely, but what's even more amazing is the range the fake Colin Powell has voice-wise. I am impressed.
A Scared little boy: a flash movie featuring death, a little boy, crabs whose heads resemble darth vador and Britney Spears. What's there not to like!? It must also be said that the music is simply amazing! Once again, this picture tells you more about the movie that my fragmented writing ever could.
Hyakugojyuuichi: A truly epic production featuring lyrics like "TV says donuts are high in fat. Kazoo. Found a hobo in my room. It's Princess Leia the yodel of life. Give me my sweater back or I'll play the guitar!" Note: The picture on the right accurately represents this movie. Warning: Watching this movie may result in death!
All Your Base Are Belong to Us: The Classic flash video returns ... in POG FORM! Wowzers! I've been told that this video hit its peak a few years ago. As usual, when it comes to computers and internet stuff (with the exception of my finely tuned website) I'm usually a few years behind the pack.