NEVER HAVE MORE KIDS THEN YOU HAVE CAR WINDOWS.
GRAVITY ALWAYS WINS! ACCEPT THAT.
NEVER LOAN YOUR CAR TO SOMEONE YOU HAVE GIVEN BIRTH.
SEIZE THE MOMENT. ...REMEMBER ALL THOSE WOMEN ON THE TITANIC THAT PASSED UP THE DESSERT CART.
GIVEN THE CHOICE BETWEEN THE MAN OF YOUR DREAMS AND A PLUMBER, CHOOSE THE LATER. MEN WHO CAN FIX YOUR TOILET.
PICK YOUR FRIENDS CAREFULLY. A 'FRIEND' NEVER GOES ON A DIET WHEN YOU ARE FAT OR TELLS YOU HOW LUCK YOU ARE TO HAVE A HUSBAND WHO REMEMBERS "Mothers Day" WHEN HIS GIFT IS A SMOKE ALARM.
KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SUCCESS AND FAME. SUCCESS IS MOTHER THERESA. FAME IS MADONNA.
DON'T BE TOO QUICK TO TERMINATE A MARRIAGE. REMEMBER YOU MIGHT NEED THIS MAN/WOMAN TO FINISH A SENTENCE.
THERE ARE NO GUARANTEES IN MARRIAGE. IF THAT'S WHAT YOUR LOOKING FOR, GO LIVE WITH A SEARS BATTERY.
NEVER GO TO A CLASS REUNION PREGNANT. THEY WILL THINK THAT IS ALL YOU HAVE BEEN DOING SINCE YOU GRADUATED.
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