June 12, 2002

The bank stole my pen.

Of course, given all that I put them through, I should count myself lucky that that's all I lost in the encounter. If anyone else gets treated like a complete idiot as soon as they walk into the bank, well, that's probably because of me. The teller at least remembered me from yesterday, so he knew what my problems were as soon as I reached the booth, primary being that I had already signed the checks, but not within his viewing. So what followed was a forty-minute wait while he consulted with his kachou (section chief - there _will_ be a quiz on this later) over the phone about what to do. I assume that the other man then called American Express' department of idiot's abroad, because finally I was told to sign the checks on the back, and that would be acceptable. I ad been using my own pen because the teller had not had one immediately handy, and at the end pulled it back along with the paperwork. I could've just said, "Sumimasen, boku no pen desu," and I would've gotten it back, but at that point I just wanted to get my money and high tail it ASAP. Once again I displayed my proficiency at the better part of valor.

One final fubar- on three of the checks, in my initial hurry I had signed on the CASH TO line, so those had to be brought back to be signed again. Finally, I got my sweet, sweet yens (yes I KNOW that's wrong. To learn why I find 'yens' amusing, look here. Or, for my second favorite misusage of yens, check out (but only if you have the same impassioned loathing of Tom Dyron, and his butchery of both Evangelion and the English language as I do) here.) Next thing I did: biked as fast as I could back to JCMU. You see, this morning I scraped my pantry bare. Breakfast was the same thing I'd had for the last three meals: Quaker Maple Brown Sugar oatmeal with some dates mixed in, and a hard-boiled egg. As well as my last piece of bread. Washed down with the last of my bottled water. I had to get money and food today, or be really hungry and cranky tomorrow. Problem: Class ends at 2:00. Home-stay orientation was at 2:30. Bank closes at 3:00 and is a twenty minute bike ride away. Solution? Go during the lunch break. So long as I didn't take more then twenty minutes at the bank, I'd get back just in time.

So yeah, I was late for my last class, although not as much as I could've been. I made the trip back from the bank in a little more than ten minutes. And God are my legs killing me. I don't know If I've mentioned it before, but the standard bike in Hikone is a one speed with a basket on the front (which makes sense, given that the difficulties of car ownership make bicycles much more practical for minor errands). I've never really had a problem with this before; you maintain speed so long as you keep peddling, and Hikone is fairly flat. I was glad I didn't bring my bike with me because a) it would stick out like you wouldn't believe, because EVERY bike I've seen so far has been a model like mine, b)that basket is a godsend for brining home groceries and whatnot (yes, there are good reasons why everyone rides them). However, leaving the bank at the exact time class was starting, I needed to get back fast. So I pedaled hard, and really lamented the lack of gears. It didn't take me long to exceed the optimum pedal turns for the one gear, so I spent most of the trip working my legs pretty hard for the amount of work I got done. Which is why they hurt now. But I have money, and after orientation I got food. Thusly, I am content.

Home stay orientation was both informative and unnerving. I thought that if all else failed, I could just sit in the middle of the room and be very still, but it turns out that even in that I can do wrong. Boiled down, there really only seem to be two rules that have to be remembered, and the second you can let slip from time to time.

    1. Don't be a Jackass.
    2. Don't be dumb.

Simple, ne? I still haven't found out about my host family yet, but I know that I have one coming, so it should only be a couple of days before I get more information. The only real downside I'm seeing to home stay right now is the further limitation of my internet access. I'll only be able to get online during the week when I'm at the Center, but not in class, which means that as far as people back home are concerned, I'll only be around for a few hours in the middle of the night. So, e-mail is going to become the best, and just about only way to get guaranteed contact with me. It'll also mean that I'll be doing my updates when I come in in the morning instead of before I go to bed. Just a minor note, for those concerned.

Anyway, I'm really looking forward to the home-stay, despite my eternal trepidation about somehow screwing up spectacularly. I just have to remember those two important things: Don’t' be a jerk, and, umm… ah…

Crap.

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