Signs youre sexually frustrated
As experienced by Seth.


Ok, I will admit it, I miss nook. I truly do. I guess when you have you some great times you just expect more and more. Of course this often requires a second person. (In my own wild fantasies, perhaps a third femme would be a nice side attraction) Of course, right now in Big Pimpin Rapids, my outlook is a bit bleak. So to all of you who seem to find yourself chewing ice or rehashing memories of the backseat of a car- this one’s for you!


1. You hate PDA (hypocrite!)
2. You start having weird dreams of people you normally wouldn’t give time a day to. (“Credit card vixen?”
3. Your standards just dropped to the ground (the “take what I can get” mode)
4. ADIDAS
5. You wonder around campus in a daze with a big goofy smile on youre face because youre having a walking day dream about the time when you threw an old flame down and said “Im not done with you yet”
6. You read Playboy for the articles (but look at the pictures first and say “damn, I just want to see something naked in my room”
7. You plot out lusty rendezvous with women who don’t exist.
8. Girlscouting because a favorite pastime.
9. You think you can relate to those teen movies like “Never been kissed”, “10 Things I hate about you” and anything with Jennifer Love Hewitt in it.
10. You begin to wonder if cartoon characters ever get any.
11. You have a philosophical debate with yourself about the tested theory of “Beauty is but a light switch away”
12. ADIDAS (again)
61. You watch Swingers again.
69. You feel sorry for the next girl you hook up with because you be up for some serious serious nookie.
1727. You miss those Late Night Beta parties.



-Seth is collecting resumes for nook.
http://www.oocities.org/sethmatthew