Quotes – part one

I love quotes as everyone knows. I just always seem to find myself dishing out snippets from songs or dialogue from movie. And of course, I have my own little Seth-isms as well…here’s a sampling of some of those that I abuse on a more regular basis.

Movies

“You can’t rub Ben Gay on a heartache”- Calendar Girl
“And the walls are white…and the chalk is white…even the copy machine paper is white…this my friends is the White Devils Conspiracy”- PCU
“You know, the thing with the thing”- Swingers
“Hey how about I grab 2 girls and pull a Fredo”- Swingers
“Like House of Pain was gonna do something”- Swingers
“She’s business class- big ass, can’t fly coach”- Swingers, again!
“Cause he’s holding a thermodetanator!” –Return of the Jedi
“Now its your turn, 33 and 82” – Brain Donors
“I bid you all a fondue”- Brain Donors
“3’s company and 4’s an adult movie” – Brain Donors
“Inconceivable!” - The Princess Bride
“As you wish!” – The Princess Bride
“And last summer, at band camp” – American Pie
"Never had one lesson" - Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Songs

“Isn’t it ironic? Dontchya think?” – Alanis
“Its you and me and the bottle makes 3 tonight”- Big Bad Voodoo Daddy
“Who’s yo daddy? Yes I am!” BBVD
“A game of horseshoes!” – Arrested Development
“Cause Im a cowboy baby” Kid Rock (he’s still a guttersnipe)
“All I wanna do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom…” Wreck-n-effects
“If you steal my sunshine” –LEN
“Just close your eyes”- Sarah
“When you get close tie me to the bedposts”- some cheesy band, can’t remember the name.
“Love is- its what I got”- Sublime
“Right about now…the funk soul brotha” – Fatboy Slim
“A-1-A- beachfront avenue!”- Vanilla Ice, word to your mutha!
“Life is a bowl of punch- spike it!” – I forget who
“Rock me Amadeus!” – Falco
“Shes got Betty Davis eyes” – Kim Carnes
“Its ridiculous. Its not even funny” – eccentric techno/spoken word band that I forget
"Big Pimpin' Spending G's" Jay Z
"Up in here, up in here" - DMX
"Back to life, back to reality" - Soul II Soul

Seth-isms (all rights reserved)

“Nook” – see history of the word and its variations
“I don’t like to kiss and tell, just kiss”
“Im out like trout and your off like a prom dress”
“Hasta la pasta”
“Looks bring you together, but they don’t keep you together’
“…bedroom eyes”
“Don’t be such a (fill in the blank with: candy-ass, skirt)”
“You weasel/joker/jackass/clown”
“Damn, I’m nervous like a gerbil in a Key West pet store” (variation of Adam’s quote)
"F- that" (as made famous by Mencher)
"...and then some"
"I have my moments"
"That was so anticlimatic"
"Dont make me get medieval/postal on your ass"
"Women are like parking spaces- the good ones are always taken and whats left? Handicap and those in the middle of nowhere"
"I don't know how I feel about that..."
"I'll have a drink or 5"
"Such is life"
"Have at it"