This one was submitted by my groovy friend, Nicole!

Signs International
A list of hilarious hotel, store and other signs from different countries
around the world.

  

Collected by a stewardess along her travels...

TOKYO HOTEL: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a
person to do such thing is please not to read notis.

BUCHAREST HOTEL: The list is being fixed for the next day. During that time
we regret that you will be unbearable.

LEIPZIG (GERMANY) ELEVATOR: Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when
lit up.

BELGRADE (YUGOSLAVIA) ELEVATOR: To move the cabin, push button forwishing
floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number
of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.

PARIS HOTEL ELEVATOR: Please leave your values at the front desk.

ATHENS HOTEL: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between 9 and
11 a.m. daily.

YUGOSLAVIAN HOTEL: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of
the chambermaid.

JAPANESE HOTEL: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.

MOSCOW HOTEL: You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and
Soviet composers, artists and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

SWISS MENU: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.

AUSTRIAN SKI LODGE: Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose
in the boots of ascension.

POLISH MENU: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy
dumplings in the form of a finger roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten
up in the country people's fashion.

HONG KONG TAILOR SHOP: Ladies may have a fit upstairs.

BANGKOK DRY CLEANERS: Drop your trousers here for best results.

PARIS DRESS SHOP: Dresses for street walking.

RHODES (GREECE) TAILOR SHOP: Order your summer suit. Because is big rush we
will execute customers in strict rotation.

SOVIET NEWSPAPER: There will be a Moscow Exhibition of Art by 16,000 Soviet
Republic painters and sculptors. These were executed over the past two years.

GERMAN CAMPING SITE: It is strictly forbidden on our Black Forest camping
site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together
in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.

HONG KONG AD: Teeth extracted by the latest methodists.

ROME LAUNDRY: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having
a good time.

CZECH TOURIST AGENCY: Take one of our horse-driven city tours. We guarantee
no miscarriages.

SWISS MOUNTAIN INN: Special today - no ice cream.

COPENHAGEN (DENMARK) AIRLINE: We take your bags and send them in all
directions.

MOSCOW HOTEL: If this is your first visit to the U.S.S.R., you are welcome to
it.

NORWEGIAN LOUNGE: Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.

BUDAPEST (HUNGARY) ZOO: Please do not feed the animals. If you have any
suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.

ROMAN DOCTOR: Specialist in women and other diseases.

ACAPULCO HOTEL: The manager has personally passed all the water served here.

TOKYO SHOP: Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best
in the long run.

JAPANESE HOTEL: Cooles and Heates: If you want just condition of warm in your
room, please control yourself.

TOKYO CAR RENTAL FIRM: When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the
horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your
passage then tootle him with vigor.

MAJORCAN SHOP: English well talking. Here speeching American.