TOP 15 THINNEST BOOKS

(sent to me by my Austrian pal, Bernie!)
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> 15. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O. J.
> Simpson
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> 14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY - by Dennis
> Rodman
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> 13. THE WILD YEARS - by Al Gore
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> 12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC OCEAN
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> 11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
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> 10. DETROIT - A TRAVEL GUIDE
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>   9. DR. KEVORKIAN'S COLLECTION OF MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
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>   8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
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>   7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
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>   6. GEORGE FOREMAN'S BIG BOOK OF BABY NAMES
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>   5. TO ALL THE MEN I'VE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen
> DeGeneres
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>   4. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
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>   3. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES - by the EPA
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>   2. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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> . . .And the World's Number One Shortest book...
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>   1. THE BOOK OF VIRTUES - by Bill Clinton