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People tend to have the wrong idea of Elite Jounin. The ideas varied and were understandable to the point of outrageous. One such belief was that they could sleep past anything, and only wake to an approaching enemy. In his years as a jounin, Kakashi had never heard of something so preposterous as selective hearing, but one never knew. He considered himself capable of being there even though consciously he wasn't. He always knew what was going on when his nose was stuffed in a book, so it wasn't too far fetched to assume that if he was trying to catch up on his sleep, that he wasn't listening. But he was.

Sadly his students also fell into the idea that these rumors were true. Naruto had insisted that he was so far gone in one of his books that he wouldn't notice a rock being thrown his way. He did notice and Naruto found out the hard way what happens if blood rushes too quickly to the head, something that the boy's poor mind never had happen before.

Sakura had thought she could weasel information from him in his sleep. He played along for awhile, giving her off answers that (at first) satisfied her. Until Kakashi decided to get outrageous with them. As far as the girl needed to know he truly was a secret ballet dancer sporting ninja gear to earn a few credits for his upcoming recital.

And Sasuke. Sasuke didn't speak anyway, so he doubted the boy even tried anything when he wasn't fully there.

That was until tonight. With Naruto and Sasuke set up to stand guard for four hours (a reasonable time for genins to be at watch) Kakashi caught up on much needed sleep. So,while his mind wandered into dreamlike fantasies that only the subconscious mind could come up with, his ears were listening to the things that were going on outside his tent. Naruto and Sasuke were whispering to each other.

Now usually Kakashi wouldn't care what children were saying, but his eyes snapped open as he heard the whispers become husky. It was off that Sasuke would be talking, to Naruto no less, but it was even worse that Naruto seemed so serious. Staring at the thin material of the tent, Kakashi watched the two boys sit beside each other. Naruto was hunched forward while Sasuke's left arm was moving back and forth, tensing as the voices grew softer.

“...That hurts, Sasuke. You're pulling too hard.” Naruto tried wiggling away from the Uchiha's grasp. Sasuke just seemed to move along with him.

“Then you do it. You were curious.” The Uchiha's arm moved again rapidly, causing Naruto's head to fall back against his shoulder with a moan. Kakashi rolled over to his side. It wasn't that he was that big of a pervert, getting off on children fumbling to reach sexual maturity, he was just watching. “Stop moving around, Naruto.”

“Mm.” Naruto whispered. His hips thrust forward on the logs that had been positioned around the campfire. Believe it or not, it was how they found the campsite. There had been no evidence of prior human contact, Kakashi had checked. “Ah, Ah! S, Sasuke!” The boy gasped holding onto the Uchiha tightly.

Sasuke pulled away some, his arm falling into his lap. “Aren't you going to return the favor, dead last?”

“What do you want me to do?' Naruto's body shifted so he was facing the dark haired boy, both legs on either side of the log. Kakashi knew Sasuke was smiling mockingly as he turned to face the blond in the same fashion. It was then that the jounin noticed both boys weren't wearing their pants. The two started whispering lowly again until Naruto squeaked. “I can't do that! Kakashi-sensei and Sakura-chan are in the tent!”

“Hush, idiot. If you keep screaming like that, they'll hear us. Besides, they're both asleep. We have another two hours before Kakashi-sensei takes watch, so hurry.” Naruto grumbled something and slid off the log, and (to Kakashi's general shock) crouched his face over and into Sasuke's lap. In a matter of seconds, his head was bobbing and Sasuke was grunting in pleasure. The jounin's visible dark eye widened drastically. Was Naruto deep throating Sasuke? Dear God - just how experienced were the two?

Naruto's head stopped its motions at (what Kakashi could assume) was Sasuke's tip, and his fingers fumbled around the base of the other teen's cock. “Damn, Naruto...”

“I want more, Sasuke.” The boy's head whisked up.

“...more?” Sasuke grunted. “Do you really think I have time to properly fuck you out here? We're suppose to be watching the area.” For someone who was turned on, the Uchiha was calm.

“I'll be super quiet, Sasuke!” Naruto whispered. “And when we get back to Konoha, I'll let you fuck me anywhere you want, just please. Fill me!” Naruto's body disappeared behind the log, laying back on the ground. Sasuke was watching the boy before he crouched as well. Kakashi grumbled as he lost most of the visual image. All he could see was the shadowed face of Sasuke's upper portion.

The boy was fumbling around until one of Naruto's legs were raised and positioned up on the log, “Kyuubi agreed to alert me if anyone comes this way.”

“Hn. Spread your legs wider, Naruto.” The boy's leg tensed and wiggled, Kakashi assumed the boy was spreading his legs as instructed. Sasuke's body swiftly moved forward, earning a gasp from the blond. “See, idiot. This is why we do it at home. Stop crying.”

“I'm not crying, jerk. T-these are tears of happiness,” Naruto sniffled a lie. “Now move your ass.” Sasuke body thrust back and forth, earning more sharp gasps from the boy under him before disappearing behind the log with a wet smack of lips. Kakashi found himself sitting up, allowing himself a better view of the boys. The blurs were mostly a bundle of body parts. The duck-like hair figure Sasuke and the lower figure of Naruto. Both moving together in sync, faces pressed together, Naruto's long legs wrapped around Sasuke's body and arms holding each other together as they moaned in each other's mouths, mindful not to wake their sleeping companions.

“Mmph! Mmph!” Naruto's body rocketed upwards as the two's lips broke apart to allow a shattered gasp. “H-harder, Sasuke.” The movements became rapid and the moans livlier. Glancing to the bundle of sleeping bags, he noted Sakura was still dead asleep, unaware of the bliss going though their two teammates. A distinctive smell of sex flooded the camp and Kakashi laid back down. The two were almost finished. Naruto's sharpened breath told him that it was over and, a few minutes later, two figures were sitting on the log again, huddled in each other's arms, sharing post-sex passionate kisses and loving words.

And past all this, Kakashi felt his body slowly awaken fully as his internal clock blared out it was time for his watch, but he decided to give the boy's a few more minutes as he covered his eyes to pretend a convincing sleep. “Kakashi-sensei, it's your watch.”

“M...m. Right, Naruto.” Kakashi smirked as he got up from his sleeping bag. Purposely, upon exiting the tent, he sat directly above where the two had made love, watching the bright red color take over Naruto's features and a possessive smirk fall onto the Uchiha's face. “Well, go get some sleep. We leave at dawn.”

“Okay, Kakashi-sensei.” Naruto stretched and entered the tent with the help of an eager Uchiha. With a back glance, he watched the two roll up in their sleeping bags and (thinking he wasn't watching) curl up together before falling into a dead sleep that only genins could do.

He'd have to speak to an overbearing dolphin about this when he returned to Konoha. He was just sure the other teacher would love to hear his little Naruto was having more sex than he was. And when Iruka decided to settle the score, Kakashi promised himself he'd be there to satisfy any needs.