When will the all the fopide cease to exist? It's what's on all of our
Running out of bed-time stories to tell your 3rd-door-down neighbor's kids while they're asleep? Here's one for the ages.
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minds and Kinotos has offered a few solutions as part of his Grand Scheme. "I am Kinoooooootos. Hear my Grand Sceme!" Chilling words from a chilling character.
This is my button section... for the simple minded.
What is fopide? Who is Kinotos? Questions such as these have been asked by many a wonderers and Kinotos will explain it all in a language inaudible to the ears of fopide.
Also... hear what Madden has to say about certain NFL Players and take a special edition Maddenisms Quiz to test your Madden IQ.
SPECIAL ARTICLE: Why people should come to annual New Years Eve parties and stay for the duration. Many already know the answer, but for those who don't... you can sit at home and play Zombies by yourself.
The Shep is a vile creature... wandering aimlessly through the discarded ideas of the parallel species. Where shall the Shep go on his next journey? Learn all about the origins of the Shep and experience life as a Shep in this exclusive Telling of the Shep.
Ever had the desire to steathly swindle The Man of all his precious Cargo? This isn't Mission Impossible but it's close. Learn from the experts on how to perform a gracious Cargo Raid.
After meeting people like this, one can't help but wonder,
"Am I anything like this Walri?"
FYI
Take the patented "Am I a Walri" test developed by the first discoverers of the Walri Theory. If you have an ounce of doubt, it doesn't hurt to take precautionary action.
Help yourself. Help the rest of us.
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