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What is this for a website?!

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What is this for a site? I'm not sure. What is this for a site? If you could help me by answering that question, it would be much appreciated. So far I've come to the conclusion that this site is a random collection of pictures and thoughts that for the most part makes no sense whatsoever. Why did I waste my time creating this site? Well, if you really want to know that, you are going to have to click on the link to my FAQ page.                      Link to my FAQ Page

Something to Think About.

Dr. Seuss explains why computers crash: If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is Interrupted at a very last resort, and the access of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report. If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, then your situation's hopeless and your system's gonna crash. If the label on the cable on the table at your house says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel to another protocol that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, till your icons in the windows are as wavy as a souse, then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cause sure as I'm a poet the sucker's gonna hang! When the copy of your flopp'ys getting sloppy in the disk, and the macrocode instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you'll have to flash the memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your Mom.

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