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| You Know Your A Weezie When..... 1. You Snicker at the mention of Sushi. 2. You yell out random words like "Butt Floss!" for no reason at all. 3. All your real world pals know the other weezies' names. 4. Your boyfriend states Weezer as one of the obstacles to overcome in the relationship. 5. Everytime you are in a japanese returant you do two things- one- ask if they serve marshmellow sushi. And two- disply your knowledge of japanese by proclaiming "We're Peaches" in japanese. 6. You laugh at at least 5 inside jokes only you get a day. 7. Your butt has been permanently molded into your chair due to overuse. 8. You include "8pm-? Weezie chat" when you write your daily schedule. 9. You comment on people's eyebrows before anything else. 10. You have more friends out of state then in. 11.You write Weezies 11 on everything, 12. You judge people by whether or not they could be a Weezie. 13. You KNOW you're better than anyone else. 14. You tell people you religiousely practice Weezism. 15. You make dumb lists like this one. |
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| Karl:Yeah thats right, everybody listens to the Boot Knocka. *smiles at Rivers* *Karl walks away from Rivers and goes back to taping Pat scootering around the house* -Back in the kitchen- Seven:Hot damn these sandwiches are good! Grover:*takes a huge bite out of her sandwich* uh wnger atermwaduff. Seven:What? Grover:*swallows* I said I wonder what theyre made out of. Hey Pat! Good Sandwiches! *Pat scooters by the door* Pat:Hehehe...thanx. *They all see Moo run after Pat* Kanga:Bah... Grover:Aren't you gonna eat Kanga? These sandwiches are REALLY good man...*starts giggling* Kanga:I dunno man...they look kinda green to me. Seven:...*stops eating*Green...? They look perfectly fine to me. What kind are they? Grover: I thought they were PB&J. Kanga:PB&J?!*gets queasy* Looks like a smashed peas and booger sandwich to me. Seven:I knew that creamy taste from somwhere! Grover:*giggles uncontrollably then stops*...I think Pat put something in here.......... *crickets chirp* Kanga:Man...well. I'm going to find a couch and sleep...I'm tired. Seven&Grover:Laters. -Meanwhile, xek, Mikey, Osaka, Paper and Scott are playing spoons. Mikey:I've never played this game before. Paper:Shut up, you left the band. GO BACK TO BOSTON! Scott's here now! Scott:Hehehe...cool. I'm liked! xek:*smacks Paper* SHUT UP BIOTCH! *glares at Scott while continuing to pass out cards. Osaka:*kicks xek from under the table* Watch it houmie. xek:Ouch...well damn. I can't help it if I have to protect Mikey! Osaka:And I for Scott! xek:Ok sorry. Mikey, spoons is easy. All you have to do is get 4 of a kind. Like 4 3's, 4 7's and so on. If you get 4 of a kind, you grab a spoon. If you don't have 4 of a kind and someone else grabs for a spoon, you should grab a spoon too. If you don't then you get a letter n who ever spells out spoon first, loses the game. Got it? Mikey:....*closes mouth* Oh yeah...heh...I got it. xek:Ok. coughilikeyourhaircough...Ok. you guys ready? *smiles* Mikey:Huh? Osaka:You understand this game Scott? Scott: Of course I do. *throws arms into the air*I am the master of spoons! Raaaahhh......*puts arms back down* Osaka:Ok *smiles* Paper:Stupid bassists... *Osaka and xek both kick Paper from under the table* Paper:Doddamn it! *Many rounds of spoon continues with shouts of "I broke a nail!" "mwuahahahahahahaha i am the spoon master!" and "holy hell lemme touch it Mikey!" are heard.(:))* -Back in the living room- Brian:*scrubbing the carpet with a sponge in an apron, mumbling to himself*Doddamn it, how many times to I have to fucking tell people to puke in the doddamn bathroom?! Is it that fucking hard to get it through the doddamn minds?! NO!*grumbles* Rivers:*walks in and sits on the leather couch*Damn kids, never know when to not touch stuff. Brian:*gives Rivers a pissed off look* Rivers, I'm not in the mood to listen to your pleasant rants about how much people piss you off. As much as I like it, it's not appreciated today. Go to your own room. It's quiet in there. *goes back to mumbling and scrubbing the carpet* Rivers:Fine assmaster. Dude, it's only puke and the carpet is a piece of shit. I hope you wake up Scott again.*runs off and snickers* Brian:FUCK YOU!!!!!! -Later on that night- Seven:*wakes up*Holy shit, how many sandwiches did we eat in the past 5 hours? Grover:*burps* I'd say about...2 each. Seven:Oh...I swear to God there was more. Grover:Well you thought wrong stranger. I'm afraid this kitchen ain't big enough for the both of us. *brins out imaginary pistols* *Red walks in with a box that apparently has a pair of Gucci pants in them* Seven:Hi Red....*trails off and falls back asleep* Grover:I SAID THIS WAS MY TURF YOU PISSBAG!*falls out of the chair onto the floor* Red:....Roiiight.*walks out of the kitchen to the living room to find Brian.* -The Weezer guys are sitting on the understuffed couch watching tv- Rivers:*smacks his head* Shit, I just remembered who I had sex with lastnight. Brian:Pfft...that's nice Rivers, no one cares. Mikey:I doooOOOOo. Pat: I love sushi...heh. Red:Oh for fucks sake Pat, just marry the dodamn sushi! Pat:*gets up with a sad face and walks away then runs to his bedroom*ITS NOT MY FAULT IF THE STUPID NARRATOR MAKES ME 'LOVE' SUSHI! *slams the door about 10 times saying "you're horrible!"* Red:*shakes head* Whatever. Brian, I got you something. Brian:*looks at the box and quickly notices the Gucci label*JESUS FLERKIN(red) CHRIST RED! I LOVE YOU!!!*hugs Red*Oh I've always wanted these pants! Red:I just wanted you to have them so you wouldn't have to borrow anymore of MY clothes. Brian:Oh thank you thank you thank you thank you!*runs off to the bathroom to put em on* Mikey:That boy is seriously messed up. Rivers:Oh and you aren't? Mikey:Shut up, pencil-up-the-ass-lover. *gives Rivers a "yeah thats right biotch" look* Rivers:You wanna go biotch? Mikey:Oh yeah...actually no. I think Scott's sleeping. Let's go write "I love Nsync and Britney" all over his jersey with white out. Rivers:*sigh*Fine. I really wanted to kick your ass, Mikey, but I guess we can do that later. -Rivers&Mikey leave the living room and head off to Scott's room with huge bottles of white out.- -Brian comes back out of the bathroom to show off his biotchin new Gucci pants. He stumbles over the threshold which leads to THE Gucci Walk.- Brian:*does the "shifty eyes"*Sonofabiotch. Ok, no one saw me. x79:*bounces in the room*I see youuuuu.*bounces out of the room* Brian:Wtf? Yeah...HEY Hannah! Check out my new pants! I bought them yesterday! Red:Uh...no you didn't. I bought them for you. Brian:*completely ignoring that fact*Oh don't be silly. You'd never be this nice to me. *runs into the kitchen, stumbles over Wildflower on the floor doing another Gucci Walk, ("DODDAMN IT SONOFAMOTHERFLERKINBIOTCH!"), grabs some tea and a few teacups and teapot. -He runs to Scotts room to find Rivers&Mikey painting on Nsync and Britney all over Scott's jersey they gave to him that had his name on it. Brian:Anyone want to come to my tea party? Mikey:*takes out his cigarette and hangs his tongue out to the right for perfection of his writing*Not today, Bri Bri, we're having fun with Scott. Maybe tomorrow, ok? Rivers:Yeah, tomorrow. We promise. Brian:*sighs and lowers his arms* Ok...*runs to the kitchen* Anyone want to come to my tea party? -no answer- Brian:*kicks Wildflower*Hel-loOo?*walks out into the hallway and sees Pat coming with Karl running behind* Anyone want to come to my tea party? Pat:Wahooo! No way Brian. I'm going to do some major ramp grindage later on. Tomorrow dude! Brian:Karl? Karl:Sorry dude, I've got to tape! Brian:*lowers his arms again with sadness and sighs.* -He walks to the porch and looks outside in the backyard to find Matt, xek, Osaka, and Pichiii, who is asleep under Matts hamock, talking about stuff. Brian:Oo, maybe they'll play tea party with me! Hey guys! Anyone want to come to my tea party?! xek:Sure Brian! We're so bored. But Matt was entertaining us about his lovelife. Matt:Yeah...I guess I could go for some tea right now. I don't know how to play I'm afraid. Osaka:You just drink tea and listen to whatever Brian has to say Matt. If you're good, he'll give you cookies. xek:Ok Brian, make us some tea so we can get this little shindig started. Brian:Awesome. I love you guys. You guys are my new best friends. *pours tea into cups and starts explaining the occasion* Brian:Ok. The reason I'm having a tea party is because I bought myself a new pair of Gucci pants! Red:*yells from inside the house*I bought you those damn pants you liar! Brian:AAAAAND, pay attention, I just wanted to celebrate with you all. Since you're all MY best friends in the entire world. xek:You know, I just remembered how much Scott looked like AJ from the Backstreet Boys in that one picture. Osaka:Oh yeah. LOL. Matt:What? Man....how come its always about Scott? Osaka:Because Scott rules! I mean...we still love you Matt. Brian:I said to pay attention you freaks. xek:Yeah Matt, we still love you. GROUP HUG!! -They all hug Matt and force Brian to- Brian:Doddamn it, we're supposed to be talking about me! Matt:Chill out Brian, not everything has to be about you. That's why I left. You thought you were too good for me. Brian:I did not! You're the liar. You're the one who- xek:OMG BRIAN I LOVE YOUR PANTS! Brian:What...?You do?! Thanx! I bought em the other day! xek:You know, when you do that Ladeeda swingy-wingy thing in the Photograph video...I can't help but think how...awesome your...outfit is! Matt:*starts weeping* But I thought you liked my sweater. Hold me Osaka. Osaka:Uh..no. I've gotta wake up Scott. Rivers:*from inside Scott's room*THAT'S BRIAN'S JOB! Brian:Shut up you flerkin assmaster! Pat:*zooms by*My sharona! Brian:Flerk you all! You've ruined my flerkin tea party! Matt:SOMEBODY HOLD ME! Pichiii! Wake up, hold me, for I need attention! Pichiii:*wakes up and scoots out from under the hamock*Ok, fine. But after this I've got to do homework. |
| Cool Story by Xekias |
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