<theRedAlbum> DONT TRY AND CHANGE THE SUBJECT
<pichitachi> joe is embarassed
<pichitachi> about his undies
<theRedAlbum> loosen the undies
<theRedAlbum> haha
<|Joe|> undies are fine with me
<Paperface02> They're not tight if you get the size
<theRedAlbum> i would like my sperm count as high as possible
<theRedAlbum> thank you very much
<|Joe|> when I wear boxers on underneath shorts, I feel like I am naked
<|Joe|> it's weird
<theRedAlbum> hah
<theRedAlbum> i went through that
<theRedAlbum> IN GRADE 4
<Paperface02> It doesn't feel right
<|Joe|> you could look up my shorts and see everything
<osaka_aquabus> and what's wrong with being naked
<theRedAlbum> you need to get used to it
<Paperface02> Sometimes I don't wear underwear
<theRedAlbum> that's why you change when you're young
<|Joe|> hey.. Ann didn't seem to have a problem with me wearing whitey tighties.. so that's that
<SevenPinkerton> we're discussing underpants...
<SevenPinkerton> k
<pichitachi> lol seven you should be quoting this
<Paperface02> Boxers don't give me enough support
<pichitachi> lol support
<pichitachi> bras give support
<theRedAlbum> i cant believe you guys actually wear tighty whiteys
<theRedAlbum> i dont know anyone who still does
<osaka_aquabus> yeah neither can I
<Paperface02> When they make Nirvana boxers, I'll wear them
<osaka_aquabus> they do mikey
<osaka_aquabus> I've seen them
<theRedAlbum> joe is stereotyping boxer wearers
<|Joe|> everyone I know wears whitey tighties unles they like rap/hiphop, then they wear boxers... and pants that tie around their ankles so the whole damn world knows they wear boxers
<Paperface02> Dammit, I must have them
<osaka_aquabus> that's typical of tightey whitey wearers red
<theRedAlbum> haha
<theRedAlbum> yup
<pichitachi> every guy i know wears boxers
<theRedAlbum> i dont wear my pants low
<osaka_aquabus> yeah
<theRedAlbum> i wear them a teeny bit low
<theRedAlbum> but barely
<|Joe|> the only boxers I have are flannel anyways, so they aren't too good to wear under shorts
<osaka_aquabus> I don't know one guy that wears tightey whiteys over the age of 8
<pichitachi> lol silly mormons
<theRedAlbum> same
<theRedAlbum> its very uncommon
<pichitachi> apparently not for joe
<|Joe|> I'M A FREAK, OK? LEAVE ME ALONE
<osaka_aquabus> if you don't want to have kids just drink mountain dew or something
<|Joe|> I AM SCARED OF CHANGE
<osaka_aquabus> no need to punish yourself with tightey whiteys
<|Joe|> I refuse to change my underwear cause a new pair always feels weird
<theRedAlbum> good advice
<Paperface02> Oh god, I just searched for Nirvana boxers on eBay
<pichitachi> eww dirty undies
<osaka_aquabus> used underwear
<Paperface02> Jeff, are you bullshitting me?
<osaka_aquabus> no I swear I've seen them somewhere
<osaka_aquabus> they're bootleg
<osaka_aquabus> not offical
<theRedAlbum> bootleg underwear
<Paperface02> What do they look like?
<pichitachi> bootleg undies
<|Joe|> hmmmm
<|Joe|> how about boxer-briefs?
<osaka_aquabus> they have the smiley
<Paperface02> Nirvana on the ass?
<osaka_aquabus> I've never tried boxer-briefs
<pichitachi> man i keep assuming this undies convo is OVER
<pichitachi> and seven will now have 100 emails
<|Joe|> http://ebay0.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_73ccdf7a6254839663c5908a8e4a0e5d/i-1.JPG
<theRedAlbum> boxer briefs look so fruity
<osaka_aquabus> the underwear convo will not end until I save joe's future children
<theRedAlbum> there's like a space for your package
<|Joe|> red, a nice transitional underwear though, isn't it?
<theRedAlbum> ya
<theRedAlbum> i never tried them though
<osaka_aquabus> boxer-briefs are like training wheels for boxers
<theRedAlbum> i went straight for the gold
<theRedAlbum> haha
<theRedAlbum> this is true
<Paperface02> I would wear silk boxers. they make me feel sexy
<theRedAlbum> they're expensive
<osaka_aquabus> tmi
<osaka_aquabus> lol
<|Joe|> silk boxers... they would like make me piss or something, it would like, tickle
<|Joe|> hahaha
<pichitachi> woaaah
<pichitachi> tmi
<|Joe|> lol I said that on purpose
<pichitachi> suuuuuure you did
<theRedAlbum> joe is so curious
<theRedAlbum> he's like a little kid in a toy store
<theRedAlbum> except.. with boxers
<pichitachi> this conversation has gone from funny to disturbing
<Paperface02> Joe, ever worn panties?
<|Joe|> uh, no
<Paperface02> Yes you have
<Paperface02> You have them on right now
<pichitachi> is he wearing your panties?
<Paperface02> They have "I love Annimals" on the back
<|Joe|> lol
<theRedAlbum> haha
<|Joe|> oook, been made fun of enough tonight
<|Joe|> bedtime
<osaka_aquabus> put some boxers on
<theRedAlbum> what osaka said
<|Joe|> I shall
<osaka_aquabus> for the sake of your little joe
<theRedAlbum> just try it
<|Joe|> but likely underwear underneath them
<theRedAlbum> it's worth it
<theRedAlbum> you dont want to go to college wearing briefs
<|Joe|> they have the ONE button in the front... I feel like I'm gonna fall out or something
<theRedAlbum> my fronts are closed
<|Joe|> walking upstairs and whoops, look who decided to peek out
<osaka_aquabus> just buy some pajamas
<theRedAlbum> you can get closed fly's joe
<Paperface02> You can?
<Paperface02> Neat
<theRedAlbum> mine are closed
<osaka_aquabus> as are mine
<|Joe|> ah this is weird
<Paperface02> Sweet, I'm gonna get some
<theRedAlbum> good call guys.
<theRedAlbum> i'm proud of you all
<osaka_aquabus> yeah I'm done with this now
<|Joe|> I am not liking it
<theRedAlbum> me and osaka taught you well
<osaka_aquabus> SO HOW ABOUT THE NEW DEMOS
<osaka_aquabus> YEAH
<|Joe|> we, now, need to teach you some english
<theRedAlbum> HOW ABOUT JOES BOXERS
<Paperface02> Joe Boxers. Haw
<Paperface02> BEAT ME TO IT
<osaka_aquabus> YEAH I LIKE THE ORGAN PLAYER
<osaka_aquabus> GOOD STUFF
<osaka_aquabus> YEP
<theRedAlbum> i dont
<theRedAlbum> i like pat's songs
THE SEQUEL
<|Joe|> my pajamas are boxers though
<pichitachi> aww
<pichitachi> joe's growing up
<osaka_aquabus> joe's selling out
<|Joe|> noo
<osaka_aquabus> yep
<|Joe|> I am wearing briefs now
<osaka_aquabus> welcome to the dark side
<osaka_aquabus> ew
<osaka_aquabus> I didn't need to know that
<SevenPinkerton> joe you're giving up the breifs?
<|Joe|> not entirely
<|Joe|> sometimes though
<SevenPinkerton> conformist :p
<pichitachi> lol you still wear boxers AND breifs?
<SevenPinkerton> show your breif pride!
<|Joe|> not both damnit
<pichitachi> lol hey you said it
<|Joe|> one at one time, the other at another time
<osaka_aquabus> you're so confused joe
<osaka_aquabus> just go with boxers
<osaka_aquabus> you don't need briefs
<|Joe|> I dont have enough
<|Joe|> I need to buy more
<|Joe|> unless I recycle like my roommate
<pichitachi> don't you live next to a walmart?
<|Joe|> "hey as long as you rotate..."
<SevenPinkerton> you guys talk about your underwear?
<|Joe|> oh jeez
<pichitachi> i don't even want to know how you know that
<pichitachi> joe & pete are... special friends
<SevenPinkerton> "so..joe...what underwear you going with today? i feel like breifs"
<osaka_aquabus> "so hey, what's your underwear cycle like?"
<osaka_aquabus> lol that was the first question
<|Joe|> pete wears boxerbriefs
<osaka_aquabus> not good enough
<osaka_aquabus> that's sitting on the fence
<osaka_aquabus> you might as well be bisexual
<pichitachi> well they do know an awful lot about eachothers underwear..
<SevenPinkerton> i dont know or care about my roomates undergarments
<|Joe|> I think I checked bisexual on the survey yesterday
<pichitachi> you also said your girlfriend was a man..
<pichitachi> so.. obviously you're confused
<|Joe|> :) a damn hot man
<SevenPinkerton> pich you should copy that conversation for a sequel to the boxer vs breifs
<|Joe|> the ongoing drama
<SevenPinkerton> what will become of joe's underpants?
<osaka_aquabus> lol joe's internal struggle with finding the right underpants
<SevenPinkerton> to be continued.
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