El Weezie To The Theme Of: El Scorcho By: SevenPinkerton El Weezie, Booyah baby! Goddamn all you non-weezie chat-ters Do it to us everytime Oh the ignorance of our customs and ways At least we burn you baabyy Mikey is gone, wont see, wont hear of him He is the ghost of the weezer world Why does Karl gotta go and do all that? Bring back Mikey on the weezer.com And remember him! We’re a crazy bunch We Laugh We Cry We drool too much We think Rivers ass is hot And Mikey’s hair is holy I asked you if you know the gender of Candle Said you never thought him male How weird is that? So we thought back and recalled old times past “Watching Rivers shake that hot booty all over” And then we all laughed “How I want him so bad” Giggling at Candle all over again Oohh We’re a crazy bunch We Laugh We Cry We drool too much (Oh we love sushi now) We think Rivers ass is hot And Mikey’s hair is holy How stupid is it? We can’t know about it So we complain about it And keep Mikey in our hearts How stupid is it? How we love Jared so Can’t he come up and say hello How stupid is it? For all we know we got it all Sushi and tofu may be all there is Maybe were afraid to see How perfect Weezies are Doo doo doo doo Da da doo doo doo.. Weezies should get out and get a life But that would simply be craziness And we would miss it all too much So that’s just a silly idea that will never come Because marshmellow sushi and steve kott stew is our lifeline And we ain’t silly I’ll bring along the stew if you bring along the sushi! We’re a crazy bunch We Laugh We Cry We drool too much We think Rivers ass is hot And Mikey’s hair is holy BACK