Say It Ain't Snapple
By FunkyKangaroo26 and SuperGrover
(With minor suggestions from the Weezie Chat)

Somebody's Snapple is crowding my icebox
Somebody's fruit drink is giving me chills
Watch out - a sugar high!

Click on the chat
Freak out at Funky
She's had her Snapple
Better watch out
She's ready to blow

Say it ain't fun-kay-ay
Drinkin' Snapple again
Say it ain't fun-kay
Bob Bueller and Jacob

I can't see you
But I can feel you
Are getting hyper
Just try to calm down
When I say
Funk-ay you are going way too insane it's not good for your general
health
So be cool

Dear Weezies, I type you,
In spite of seconds of silence
You think I'm
Some weirdo
Well guess what
You are all rightOf Snapple
Awakens ancient feelings
Like Weezie
Freaky Weezie
The Roo is drowning in the
This bottle

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Yeah! Yeah yeah…


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