Ode  to Weezie Guys To the tune of-  Across the Sea By SevenPinkerton You are weezies on internet who live in big wide world around You met me in a chatroom about three months ago And you wanted to know about sushi and my HPS My favorite band and my eyebrows Why are Weezies so far away from me? I need a life and you’re not here to see I would probably stalk you I would even spy But I got this chatroom And now you’re my guy There just aren’t cool people like you where I’m from So hilarious and insane So I type and I lick the chatroom And fall to little pieces everytime I wonder how you all act in school I wonder how to get into your room I wonder how long restraining orders last And curse myself for not being next to you Why are Weezies so far away from me? I need a life and you’re not here to see I would probably stalk you I would even spy But I got this chatroom And now you’re my guy *awesome lil solo* On Christmas I dumped everything and tried to enjoy the boards I thought it’d entertain me from the big ol’ world You see now, I found a chatroom here (chatroom here) It’s all your fault Jared, it’s all your fault Doddamn this business is really lame Gotta go in a chatroom to have a life So I laugh, and I talk, to all the Weeizes As if I could live on unity and type and where goes the hashpipe Oh how I need a Weeize here with me Why are Weezies so far away from me? Why are Weezies so far away from me? I would probably stalk you I would even spy But I got this chatroom And now you’re my guy BACK