Ze James

No?

I was really bored that night... Guess whose teeth those are.

"Go for the 8-track, the Cheat!"

I'M A NERD!!!one

I always seem to call right around dinner...

Gotham City's safe with me around. ;)

My tribute to Weird Al... It's pathetic... but he's not!

Sorry guys... I didn't dress up for these two... (Those jackets are pretty comfortably...)

And what would my site be without a picture of me cross-dressing?  This is actually my costume from a murder mystery game, and there weren't enough girls, so... well... you can see the result...

Meow!

Here I am running for president.  Wait!  THAT'S NOT ME!!!  HA HA HA HA!!!

This was my Halloween costume in '03.  A lot of people thought I was a backpacker.  : P

Here's my Halloween costume from 2001. My tribute to my favorite character of all time!  But even more pathetic than the Weird Al tribute...

MESSY HAIR!!!  NEED SHAMPOO!!!

I REALLY need to learn how to shave...

What to say...?  What to say...?

I can solve any case out there.

They're different outfits... No... really... They are!

The fearless adventurer: Jamesiana Jones!

DESTROY

I

WILL

YOU!!!

Just kidding!

And Danielle says I'm not hot... ; )