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I finally got around to searching for another victim. Today's prey posted a message at the yahoo boards that read:

"666" is "WWW".
They intend to explode the satelite by nuclear bomb, and they say that it is a great portant of heaven. ID and password, is the mark of the right hand or forehead. The Messiah who seemed to have a mortal wound, is another man. This is bio-technology.

At first, I had no idea what I was reading and posted in response:

That's quite...fascinating. I hope I'm correct in assuming that you used a faulty language translator. In either case, if you want to speak English, you might consider undertaking a bit more study in that subject.

Now, however, I am quite convinced that the problem was a faulty language translator, in which case the user is quite the idiot for relying on it. My understanding of the original post, is:

"666 means "WWW" They Mr. Mason, Do you need fund ? OK. It is easy to earn. Make other country occur the war, And make the other produce a weapon. ( or its parts.) Take margin !! But watch out. If the term is too long, Someone may penetrate your plot. You had better make it take turns with every 50 years.


Here's a short one to begin. They will all most likely be relatively short, their writers not having strong holds on language as it is.


The Victim's Post:

hoes shouldn't work they should just cook and do laundry. that is all they are good for. well actual girls are good. GOOD FOR NOTHING. i only need girls to do 3 things: relations, do chors, and SHut up.

My Response:

Could it be, perhaps, that your English teachers were women, and you harbor bitterness at their failure to instill in you an understanding of basic English? I'm assuming, of course, that you did have what could be construed as an early education in the English language, considering that you appear to be able to arrange words in a somewhat logical manner, and you form words intelligibly (not to be confused with the adverb, "intelligently"), though the misspellings of simple grade-school spelling words, such as actually and chores disturbs me.

Capitalization errors and grammatical ones are in striking over-abundance in your post, although you do seem to have a certain grasp on the comma.

I am angered along with you (not at women, but at failing teachers) for idiots such as yourself should not be unleashed upon the world, and it is the job of the teachers to prevent such mistakes (except that of your birth, which should have been prevented by your parents, unless they are incapable because they share your intellect or lack thereof).

Feel free to criticize the lack of quotation marks around the words "chores" and "actually" within my post. I'm already aware of them comments concerning them will be useless.

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